Just some mysterious coupon appeared on my credenza this morning, offering the service for me and 100 of my closest friends?
2007-06-25 06:18:16 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
*blush* nope.
*blush until cheeks are red* cannn.... you take me with you? please *looks down at the floor and blush even more*
2007-06-25 18:36:17 · answer #1 · answered by Piggy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Is it a round trip ticket?
Never been on the hayride, but I when I was a kid I went to hell in a handbasket.
It was remarkably similar to the daycare center my parents used to put me in.
Good thing I had my "get out of hell free" card on me(I got it when I was baptized......)
From what I hear it's actually a pretty smooth ride, since the road is paved with good intentions. Just make sure you buy some "indulgences" ahead of time, you never know when you might need 'em......either that or some "carbon credits..."
One of the nice perks of getting into Heaven, is you can visit Hell for free, anytime you want........(to "contemplate the suffering of the damned," or something like that.....) Yeah, it's a real tourist trap.......
Maybe you'd be better off taking somone else, who's never been there before, Alec.....
~W.O.M.B.A.T. (aka The Infernal Marsupial)
2007-06-25 18:14:22 · answer #2 · answered by WOMBAT, Manliness Expert 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not sure which is more disturbing, a hayride to hell, or a Dalek with a credenza.
2007-06-25 06:22:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
all of us who has experienced extreme grief, psychological ailment or the atrocities of conflict will understand what hell is for the spirit. Hell is in comparison with hearth because of the fact it could eat interior the comparable way. it would desire to not be as stable as a bite of meat or some gruesome creature however the spirit may well be extra beneficial and extra resilient.
2016-09-28 10:38:00 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uhmmmm.... yeah... funny story actually. See I did that last weekend, and it was a helluva hayride... but there's a catch. Apparently if one fails to qualify for the timeshare presentation, the penalty is one's eternal soul. So long story short, I've got a double-or-nothing bet going to try to win it back... Satan and I at chess this Saturday... but of course I needed another soul.... so uhm, yeah... I bet yours.
But no worries, I'm quite confident.
Could you explain to me again how the horseys move?
2007-06-25 15:24:45 · answer #5 · answered by sueflower 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Close...i did experience Buk's BBQ last night. I was late to work this morning because of the hangover and once i got there everyone was looking at me funny because of my one swollen bloodshot eye(BAD accident at the Booger Toss,don't ask) Then,i had a memory pop into my moonshine-logged head that the last thing i remembered about last night was winning the sausage eating contest!(that's why i'm not single!!!) and feeling dragon breath on my neck as someone spooned me...so in answer to your question...yes i do prefer boxers over briefs.
2007-06-25 12:36:04 · answer #6 · answered by SallySunshine 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Whoooooo still used the word 'credenza'???
2007-06-25 07:54:07 · answer #7 · answered by Cris O 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've had a close brush with death on a hayride--they are all hayrides to hell as far as I'm concerned!
2007-06-25 06:24:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Not yet..let's ride !
we could leave ridding the bat..like a bat outta hell..
2007-06-25 06:22:47 · answer #9 · answered by metoo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shotgun!! I call shotgun!!
You all heard me call it!!
YESSS!!!! This is going to be the best Chrismahanukwanzakah ever!!!
2007-06-25 19:34:12 · answer #10 · answered by Ajsansker 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the band...yes an actual ride? No....can I go?
2007-06-25 06:20:36 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋