2007-06-25 05:29:47 · 21 answers · asked by Jonas 2 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
Heaven is supposed to be a place of rest!!!
So I won't have to work a day in my life.
Just sit down in paradise and enjoy the abundant plenty while crossing my legs.
2007-06-25 06:15:39 · answer #1 · answered by Freeman 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Let me see now...the job to be God's divine switchboard operator has good scope for advancement and nice perks, but honestly, I'd like the role of taking the recently departed up to the pearly gates to be "processed" by St. Peter.
2007-06-25 13:34:06 · answer #2 · answered by cradle2resurrection 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
well if I will be lucky enough to get into Heaven I would be in charge of ordering the food. Ill talk to people and ask them what they want and they will get it cause its Heaven. Best part you never gain weight, everybody is healthy.
2007-06-25 12:38:02 · answer #3 · answered by eladshefer 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
:):) I want to be a bartender, but I've heard:
In Heaven there is no beer
(No beer?!)
That's why we drink it here
And when we're all gone from here
Our friends will be drinking all the beer.
In Heaven there is no wine
(No wine?!)
So we drink till we feel fine
And when we leave this all behind
Our friends will be drinking all the wine.
:):) :)
2007-06-26 00:06:22 · answer #4 · answered by lostagain1701 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Border patrol! Someones gotta keep the lost souls and demonic squirrelz out.
2007-06-25 13:20:21 · answer #5 · answered by blazeofminds 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I want the job and satisfaction of reuniting loved ones.
2007-06-25 13:17:51 · answer #6 · answered by madisonian51 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
To enjoy the company of my previously deceased family, other relatives, and friends; nothing more.
2007-06-25 14:17:51 · answer #7 · answered by Heart of Fire 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh boy... There's still people who actually believe in a literal heaven?
The present day concept of heaven is extremely new in the evolution of religion.
When we dead, we dead, start living now.
2007-06-25 12:33:32 · answer #8 · answered by Starvin' Marvin 3 · 3⤊ 4⤋
How is this a philosophical question? It belongs All Categories>Social & Cultural>Religion & Spirituality
2007-06-25 13:07:04 · answer #9 · answered by Sophist 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I would like to have the job of the happiness angel. That way I could try to make others happy and content.
2007-06-25 13:06:16 · answer #10 · answered by Jesse 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋