2007-06-25 05:28:12 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
YIKES!!!
Why in the world are you standing there, get out, FAST!! Apparently Richard has found the need to "save" one or both of your parents and you DON'T want to be a part of that.
I'm not sure what estrogen laced products Richard uses, but just think, what if it rubs off on you....it would be Alexis the Daisy...not a pretty image.
Run man, run.
Peace.
2007-06-26 10:33:18 · answer #1 · answered by -Tequila17 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, to be precise, it's 4999 Richard Simmons clones and 1 authentic Richard Simmons. See him there... just left of center in the second row? Anyhow, take out the original and then you can add his clone brigade to your existent unholy army. Ta da!
So uhm, can I borrow your unholy army? Mine's in the shop.
2007-06-25 22:29:12 · answer #2 · answered by sueflower 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dude that is freaky! Thats worse than an army of OOOMPALOOOOMAS! Either it means there are at least 5000 people living in your parents home who need to lose some serious weight or Rosie O'Donall is is your house. Send the Daleks to exterminate them all. Actually send some beutiful flirtatious women after them. They will all run way in their pink glittery girlie pantyhose outfits or whatever they are wearing.
2007-06-25 13:56:58 · answer #3 · answered by Led Zeppelin 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
RICHARD SIMMONS!!!
Dammit!! That was supposed to be 5000 GENE Simmons clones attacking your parents' house!!!
Where's that damn intern!?! Murphy!! You chowderhead!! You have the machine set wrong!!!
2007-06-26 02:21:25 · answer #4 · answered by Ajsansker 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Honey,if a single Dalek can't handle 5000 Richard Simmons clones,I will lose my faith in all that is good and pure in this world...and you :(
2007-06-25 19:16:51 · answer #5 · answered by SallySunshine 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It means that your parents are in some serious trouble. I think you should lock yourself inside, stand at the window, and eat a large banana split just to infuriate the clones. When they start howling and exercising and running around, call the cops and say there's a riot. Let them handle it from there.
2007-06-25 12:32:38 · answer #6 · answered by Jess 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Zorak says, "Dude, I shall protect you and your family!!! Richard Simmons clones?!? Now I have an excuse to pull out the big guns and go to town, Bwaaa Haaa Haaaa!!!! Aaarrrgghh, I am being blinded by his shiny skimpy shorts.. HHUURRRRLLLL......Need to gain my composure, but I will blast them..here goes..ZAAPP!!!! All that remains are piles of smoking ash and tufts of Caucasian Afro hair..."
2007-06-25 12:35:11 · answer #7 · answered by enbsayshello 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's not often I share financial advice, but since it is YOU needing the help, here goes: You need to set up a roadside stand selling bottled water, fresh veggies, and tight, unattractive, ugly clothing in plus sizes. You should make a fortune!!
2007-06-25 14:57:22 · answer #8 · answered by Cris O 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would call Skaro for back up and get ready to ex-ter-mi-nate! Heck at that sight, I would even consider calling the Doctor for backup.
2007-06-25 13:18:42 · answer #9 · answered by ♪ ♫Jin_Jur♫ ♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Call the Local News Team right away.
This we gotta' see.
Ha! Ha!
2007-06-25 12:39:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋