Well I think it is =)
> >Sixth grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her
class, "Which human
> >body part increases 10 times its size when
stimulated?"
> >
> >No one answered until Mary stood up and said, "You
should not be asking
> >sixth-graders a question like that! I'm going to
tell my parents, and
> >they will tell the principal, who will then fire
you!"
> >
> >Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question
again, "Which body part
> >increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"
> >
> >Mary's mouth fell open, "Boy, she is going to get
in big trouble!"
> >
> >The teacher ignored her again and continued,
"Anybody?
> >
> >Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously,
and said,
> >
> >"The body part that increases 10 times its size
when
>stimulated is the
> >pupil of the eye."
> >
> >Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Billy."
> >
> >She then turned to Mary and said, "As for you,
young lady, I have three
> >things to say:
> >
> >One, you have a dirty mind.
> >
> >Two, you didn't read your homework.
> >
> >And three, one day you are going to
> >be very, very disappointed!
2007-06-25
05:09:40
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anjane78 of course you can, I got this in my email!!
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2007-06-25
05:20:05 ·
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