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> >Sixth grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her
class, "Which human
> >body part increases 10 times its size when
stimulated?"
> >
> >No one answered until Mary stood up and said, "You
should not be asking
> >sixth-graders a question like that! I'm going to
tell my parents, and
> >they will tell the principal, who will then fire
you!"
> >
> >Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question
again, "Which body part
> >increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"
> >
> >Mary's mouth fell open, "Boy, she is going to get
in big trouble!"
> >
> >The teacher ignored her again and continued,
"Anybody?
> >
> >Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously,
and said,
> >
> >"The body part that increases 10 times its size
when
>stimulated is the
> >pupil of the eye."
> >
> >Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Billy."
> >
> >She then turned to Mary and said, "As for you,
young lady, I have three
> >things to say:
> >
> >One, you have a dirty mind.
> >
> >Two, you didn't read your homework.
> >
> >And three, one day you are going to
> >be very, very disappointed!

2007-06-25 05:09:40 · 16 answers · asked by I'm outta here 4 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

anjane78 of course you can, I got this in my email!!
I don't hang out in Jokes & Riddles
If ya don't get the last line? never mind!!

2007-06-25 05:20:05 · update #1

16 answers

good one sweetie...

2007-06-25 05:19:33 · answer #1 · answered by Bye Bye 5 · 1 0

Hahahahaha

2007-06-25 12:12:25 · answer #2 · answered by Andy 3 · 1 0

You made my day!........that's funny for sure. Sorry didn't get the last line. BUt it is a reflection of the times we live in.

2007-06-25 12:14:36 · answer #3 · answered by P'quaint! 7 · 0 0

haha funny best thing i read in days.... thanks...can i share it with others?mail it to my friends.

2007-06-25 12:14:05 · answer #4 · answered by anjane78 3 · 1 0

Ha!

2007-06-25 12:12:33 · answer #5 · answered by SayitAin'tSo! 3 · 1 0

a good one lol

2007-06-25 12:14:25 · answer #6 · answered by rebelady28379 7 · 1 0

yes it is funny good one

2007-06-25 12:13:35 · answer #7 · answered by marsh 7 · 1 0

lol good one

2007-06-25 13:23:09 · answer #8 · answered by ALL SMILES :D 5 · 1 0

that is pretty funny.
But... you should put this in the jokes and riddles, next time.

2007-06-25 12:14:10 · answer #9 · answered by Stephanie_ is_ bomb. 3 · 1 1

Hah, that's cute....and true

2007-06-25 12:13:27 · answer #10 · answered by Deleted 4 · 1 0

haha lol

2007-06-25 12:12:58 · answer #11 · answered by Kelsey 5 · 1 0

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