After failing as the CEO of Google, I've decided to invent my own line of custom toilet paper...?

Question

Problem is, I only have some play-doh, a jar of sawdust and some potpourri? Can I make it work?

Answer 1

good luck trying to invent and patent anything in this capitalist country! i tried to invent rectal deodorant spray and call it fruity booty.girls are very conscious of when their men are behind them if they smell.but nobody would take me serious.

Answer 2

I think it will need a little more work yet but it's a good start.