dave's not home....no man...i'm dave
2007-06-25 04:40:55
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answer #1
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answered by happy happy 6
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Hello, Dave? Just a sec, I'll unlock the door.
2007-06-25 11:42:01
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answer #2
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answered by Anonymous
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ur at the wrong apartment. You said " it's dave , man" , but am clearly not a man. Dave is the freaky gay dude that lives one floor beneath me.
2007-06-25 11:44:05
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answer #3
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answered by Anonymous
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as the door opens, BANG! BANG! BANG!
"y dave y!?!"
"because u slept wiv ma girl!!!"
the body crashes to the floor wiv a thud. As he lies there, he chokes on the blood in his throat, gasping for air in the last few moments of his life.
Then! lifeless, the body flops on the floor like a lifeless puppet, the blood leaking from his chest.
Dave runs from the scene as he hears screams of horror from near by.
2007-06-25 11:48:03
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answer #4
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answered by Anonymous
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Dave? Oh hey, want some pizza?
2007-06-25 11:41:56
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answer #5
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answered by hbgboyrjt 1
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I wonder how many people remember this Cheech and Chong routine. Dave's not here!
2007-06-25 11:42:36
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answer #6
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answered by Jess 7
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Dave? oh yeah i remember now, come in.
2007-06-25 11:41:15
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answer #7
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answered by Justin 6
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Dave's not here.
Cheech & Chong
2007-06-25 11:43:10
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answer #8
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answered by rebelady28379 7
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just a second dave. my grilled cheese sandwhich just exploded in my microwave and now it's all over my kitchen! hehe
2007-06-25 11:41:53
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answer #9
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answered by ipodlady231 7
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But I don't know a Dave...what if your the cat burglar???
2007-06-25 11:41:29
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answer #10
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answered by mnmz4lyf 6
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
David !
David who ?
David the doorbell, so I had to knock
2007-06-25 11:42:59
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answer #11
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answered by gardenerswv 5
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