2007-06-25 02:57:17 · 12 answers · asked by Frank Dileo 3 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Communist Times
2007-06-25 04:16:25 · answer #1 · answered by SA 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
The National Enquirer
The Headline:
"Hilary Clinton Actually Shaved Down Bigfoot: Bill Admits He is Into Animals"
Right underneath:
"Batboy is confirmed as Chelsae Clinton's Father: Bill is Outraged"
2007-06-25 10:32:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
This Just In. . . . . Hillary Will Appear On Next Month's Cover of. .. . . .. . . . . .Southern Accents !!!
Apparently the article will cover Hillary's strident forays into the many nuances of southern accents . Show-casing dialects such as 'Hillbilly Southern' to 'Poor Black Southern' . The article has received mixed reviews but unrelenting , Hillary says she's hopeful to delve even deeper into dialects and ethnic insults . Starting with her already broadcast 'Soprano's Spoof' .
This writer thinks she'd do better to learn the dialect of TRUTH and HONESTY . A very foreign dialect most difficult for a Clinton to grasp .
News at 11 .
2007-06-25 10:23:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 3⤋
National Geographic
" Missing Link Found in New York."
2007-06-25 10:06:25 · answer #4 · answered by grinslinger 5 · 4⤊ 2⤋
Home and Garden of course. She is a new woman bent on philanthropy, remember?
2007-06-25 12:21:47 · answer #5 · answered by SelfnoSelf 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Time Magazine as the first woman president of the United States.
2007-06-25 10:07:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 7⤋
Maybe she could replace Dubya on Mad Magazine's cover.
2007-06-25 10:32:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 7⤋
Probably Time.
2007-06-25 10:02:27 · answer #8 · answered by booman17 7 · 2⤊ 5⤋
My bet would be Time or Newsweek.
2007-06-25 10:06:17 · answer #9 · answered by Fretless 6 · 2⤊ 4⤋
Time, for person of the year, after she becomes the first female president.
2007-06-25 10:02:15 · answer #10 · answered by hichefheidi 6 · 2⤊ 8⤋