I have the most amazing pair of t*ts.... they are great....!
I feel so guilty having them locked away all day everyday... so I was thinking of getting the out, letting them be free for a while....?
The only problem is I am not sure how I will catch them once they are out flying freely round my house?
They are two yellow t*ts, called burtie and bessie....
2007-06-25 02:38:31 · 32 answers · asked by Maria S © 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
ha ha I should of known it was you!
I'v read your questions before!!!
make me laught though!
Im not sure you should get them out though, you might not catch them to put them back in! You cant have loose t!ts now can you?
2007-06-25 02:46:55 · answer #1 · answered by H 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
You can bring them around to my house.
I love watching t!ts, and I'm also quite adept at grabbing them to. The secret is in the technique, gain their trust first and start moving to them slowly.
It's also helpful if you have a knob. T!ts like perching on a knob. It brings me great pleasure seeing t!ts on my knob ... the sight is orgasmic.
Anyway, if your going to bring your t!ts over, bring your pu55y as well. It'll be great fun! I have nuts for your t!ts and big sausages for your pu55y.
2007-06-25 02:51:14 · answer #2 · answered by Equinox 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha ha I thought you mean something else until I read the last line. What a great sense of humour you have, keeping the best until last. lol
2007-06-25 03:19:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was on the bus the other day and I had my C0Ck out...the bus driver was really mad with me as I couldn't get him back into the cage and he was flying everywhere!
2007-06-25 02:46:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Put them together with other birds like a c0ck or a shag, then they will not be as lonely.
2007-06-25 12:13:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take your **** out play with them each day, they will like you for it and go back home by themselves.
2007-06-25 03:56:42 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha you will have to buy a fishing net to catch burtie & bessie
2007-06-25 02:44:16 · answer #7 · answered by sara c 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
If you want to do this, just go to a strip club, you can do that AND make a lot of money while you show them off. I mean LOTS of $$$!
2007-06-25 02:52:50 · answer #8 · answered by Cub_Fanatic 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Maybe you could bribe them back in their cage later with a tasty treat?
2007-06-25 02:45:12 · answer #9 · answered by Hero and grunt 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
**** are very easy to handle if you have experiance,usually 2 to 3 men grabbing wildly shout get them back in
2007-06-25 02:41:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋