Sally my darling, you know that I love,
Your @ss from below and your rack from above,
When you pull up your scrubs on your crotch like a glove,
You just look so cameltoerrific.
I want to take you out in back for a while,
And do things with you that would make us both smile,
Which are quite vulvatastic and also penile,
I'm afraid I can't be more specific.
2007-06-25 01:58:28 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I'm crying, that was so romantic.
2007-06-25 02:03:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
"Poems" like that, as long as they are few and far between would be okay. Most women like works that speak of your love for her; how you value her as an individual. While I realize that men are visually stimulated, keep it to a minimum when expressing yourself in writing. I don't know your wife and what she enjoys...as long as she doesn't take offense to it, that's all that matters. Have fun!
2007-06-25 09:09:49 · answer #2 · answered by wittylaughingwoman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fred, I love you, pal, you know I do, but stick to dancing. Leave the poetry to Johnny Mercer.
2007-06-25 09:04:54 · answer #3 · answered by F*u*c*k Off 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I agree, I'd divorce you. That's disrespectful and not Loving in the tiniest way
2007-06-25 09:03:07 · answer #4 · answered by dalanna218 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That should bring tears to the eyes of the most stubborn of ladies. She should love it.
2007-06-25 09:07:04 · answer #5 · answered by RoyDamnMercer 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Pervert!
2007-06-25 09:06:21 · answer #6 · answered by Mo 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I know she will love it. It was beautiful honey. I can hardly contain myself having both of you today!!
2007-06-25 09:05:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are getting some for breakfast, lunch and dinner!
2007-06-25 09:08:31 · answer #8 · answered by ~4NOW~ 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Dearest Fred,
send her the poem...and you're dead
2007-06-25 09:03:05 · answer #9 · answered by Taylor29 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Geez, I know it makes my heart beat faster! You slick talker, you.
2007-06-25 09:07:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋