I feel a little fed up today......................
Is there anything you can say to cheer me up a bit???????????
2007-06-25 00:01:35 · 38 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
How can someone as nice as you be fed up, here a virtual cuddle from me, hope you feel better soon.
2007-06-25 00:04:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
a snail selling encyclopedia's nocks on the door of a house a man answers the door looks arround and then starts to shut it a little voice shouts " down here " the man looks down to see a snail with a brief case and says" what " the snail replies " hi can i interest you in our encyclopedia britannica " with this the man kicks the snail up the path and closes the door THREE MONTHS LATER same door nock nock a man opens the door seeing nothing there he gos to shut the door when he heres a vice " down here " the man looks down to see a snail with a brief case the snail says " what the hell did you do that for"
2007-06-25 00:10:03 · answer #2 · answered by David T 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey cheer up.
I got one for you this time. You always make us smile, now I hope I can return the favour.......
Carrying her newborn in her arms, Joan got on a bus. The driver said, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!". Joan angrily paid her fare and sat done.
The man next to her asked what was wrong. "The bus driver was rude to me!, she complained.
"That's outrageous," said the man.
"Hes got no right to be insulting you".
"I think I"ll go and give him a piece of my mind," Joan said.
"Good idea", agreed the man.
"You go and I'll hold your monkey for you"
Hope you smile xx
2007-06-25 00:16:31 · answer #3 · answered by ♥jg spunk♥ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
An old monk and a young monk were walking through a forest when they came to a river bank and saw a beautiful young woman standing at the edge of the bank.
The woman told the monks that she was afraid to cross the river because she might slip and be carried downstream. She asked if one of the monks might help her across.
Now it so happened that these 2 monks were members of a sect which practiced celibacy and they had both taken vows never to touch a member of the opposite sex. But the old monk, sensing the extreme anxiety of the young woman, lifted her onto his back and carried her to the other side of the river.
The young woman thanked him and went on her way. The 2 monks continued on their journey, but the young monk was shocked and disturbed at having seen his older companion break his vow so nonchalantly. Finally, after 3 hours of walking and thinking, he could contain himself no longer and he burst out, "Tell me, old man, what did it feel like to break your vow of so many years? What did it feel like to allow sensuality to tempt you from your spiritual path? What did it feel like to have her smooth warm thighs wrapped around your waist, her breasts brushing against your back, her arms around your neck and her soft cheek almost one with your own? Tell me, old man, what is it like to carry such a beautiful young woman?"
The older monk remained silent for several steps and then said, "It is you who should tell me what it is like to carry such a beautiful young woman. You see I put her down 3 hours ago at the river, but you are still carrying her."
[i was told this story talking to a counselor when i was eleven to help me forgive my abuser. people and things that upset you dont care about it for very long after they do. life is too short and we need to pick our battles and upsets]
god bless you and i hope your day gets better!
2007-06-25 00:08:47 · answer #4 · answered by live for today 4 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Read this word for word
Ha
Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha
Ha He He Ha
He Ha He Ha He He He
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha He He He
now repeat 5 more times
hope it dose the trick
2007-06-25 00:48:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
would it make you feel better knowing I too am fed up today.. Im tired and miserable and bored off my tree!
come on babes... lets get stuck into your endless supply of jelly beans... you KNOW eating makes you feel better and Illeven share the orange ones !!!
Chin up hun - only another four days to the weekend!
xx
2007-06-25 00:35:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
it's raining and the days are getting shorter.
works for me.
you can't (well, some people can) expect to be bouncy every day.
have a day off knowing tomorrow you'll be back to normal and be raring to go.
look out world!!!
2007-06-25 00:06:28 · answer #7 · answered by MrFlibble 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ooooh were sooooo used to you cheering us up.... How about i make you a nice cup of tea!! I may as well i've made everybody else one this morning........LMAOX
2007-06-25 00:27:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not long to payday. Does that help just a little?
Hope you soon feel happier.
2007-06-25 00:08:31 · answer #9 · answered by Jim 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ahh bless here have a little cuddle from me too, you have lots of people offering lots of cuddles and stuff. chin up my cuddly pink teddy friend.
2007-06-25 00:13:17 · answer #10 · answered by raceybird 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋