ever had one of those days when you can't remember anything?help me out and ten shiny points are yours for the best and funniest answer
2007-06-24 23:20:29 · 24 answers · asked by majoti 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Ah, yes. Join the club; we meet once a year in Yankee Stadium! I get up, start to the (pick one) kitchen, bathroom, laundry, with purpose. No hesitation. ('til I get there...) Then, I stand in the room, and wait for inspiraton! Nothing. I go back to where I started, and BINGO! I remember! I go BACK to my (apparent) destinaton, and guess what!?! (Repeat process, as often as necessary until SOMEone says "WHAT are you doing???") Then we ALL play "Guess Why I'm Here!" Loads of fun for all ages! Sheesh. Good luck, kiddo. (I do not think it's an early stage of Altzheimer's! I DO NOT!) Bah.
2007-06-24 23:37:11 · answer #1 · answered by Ja'aj };> 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A woman sat on a plane heading for New York, when the pilot annouces that because of difficulties with the plane's engines, he must make an emergency landing. The woman, fearing that this may be the end of her life looks over to a man sitting next to her and rips her shirt and bra off, and throws herself on him. "Make me feel like a woman again!" she screamed. So the man rips his shirt off and hands it to her. "Here you go, you crazy b***h, iron this."
This lady was at the gas station pumping gas and smoking a cigarette when her arm caught fire.
When the police arrived they shot her for waving a firearm.
Did you hear about the theft at the Viagra factory?
The police are looking for some hardened criminals!
Hasn't that made it all worth it for you?
2007-06-25 06:32:39 · answer #2 · answered by LauraMarie 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The Challenge is on.
I'd love to give you a witty and insightful answer, but Its almost 5:30 in the morning and I don't know why I'm on here either.
2007-06-25 06:27:28 · answer #3 · answered by pmschick 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Can't remember huh?
I make a list of things I must forget not to remember, Then I do my best to lose the list so I don't have to remember
2007-06-25 06:26:16 · answer #4 · answered by hotvw1914cc 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
So i can get to Level 7 and ask stupid questions. Does that help My Precious. Why do they hate poor Smeagol.
2007-06-25 06:26:31 · answer #5 · answered by Paul T 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No good asking me, I've been here almost a year and still can't remember why.
2007-06-25 06:23:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Because you are lost in life, and wish you could be in the company of another person who could just guide you through everything. you want to be controlled so you dont feel like ur at fault for all your prroblems
2007-06-25 06:24:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
you came here to put it in the pocket and LOCK IT! LOCK IT! what other reason could possibly be better than this one Mark T let's go!
2007-06-25 07:11:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ever had?Man yesterday I almoust stood up a friend coz I forgot to write it down on a piece of paper!!!
2007-06-25 06:23:24 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
yeah me too...
just flamin bored an its rainin hard ...
so thought i look at some stupid questions on here ...
but then some are funnny just need to look...
right im bored now so i will watch porn clips
try cliphunter .com
2007-06-25 06:24:41 · answer #10 · answered by bob p 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋