My friend james is crazy and one day he bit a man on the street for looking at him funny.I know its wrong but Is there any way to tell him that he's crazy without getting bit myself?Also if he does bite me do I have any kind of court case against him?
2007-06-24 19:21:11 · 4 answers · asked by Kenneth B 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
I had a friend who was a biter, she bit her dog back for biting her. The dog was so shocked - it was howling and crying then it ran and hid. It was gone for for 3 days straight, I was laughing so hard I thought I was going to explode, I mean it was nasty, she had fur in her mouth and all over her clothes. ugh! The surprising thing is that, since her dog came back it's never bit her again.
Just tell him that you think he's crazy and give him the reasons why, but do it over the phone, instead of in person, then when you do see him, run towards him with your mouth wide open screaming aaaahhhh, make him think that you gonna bite him first, you'll scare him so much that he'll be too afraid to bite you at all.
How stupid is that old man anyway? If I looked at a stranger funny, then I see him coming towards me , and all of a sudden he brings his face closer, with a wide open mouth, to bite me? I'll sock his face so hard, we'll start fighting, and scratching until someone calls the law to stop us! I won't let him bite me!
That's worse than what Brooke did to New-York, on Flav Flav when she spit on her!
The retaliation is definitely self defense.
Tootles!
2007-06-24 20:15:37 · answer #1 · answered by **Panther** 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, lol are you serious?
Well tell him that hes crazy and run!
and if he chases u, kick him in the mouth and knock out his teeth so he cant bite you, it's self defense!
haha yes you can sue him for acting like a maniac! Oh and uh maybe attacking you!
2007-06-25 02:25:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
whoa. is he seriously crazy? if he really is then dont try to help him. if he was your brother or something then its good to talk to him. but yea since hes just a friend you never know if he'd turn mad on you. but then again he bit a STRANGER, and if your a friend just try telling him it in the NICEST way possible
2007-06-25 02:26:55 · answer #3 · answered by Msjenniee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahaha OMG dont be friends with him you sound as if your afraid of him anyways and to be afraid of him doesnt sound like you are to good of friends plus you dont like the way he acts so just dont hang with him anymore, silly boy.
2007-06-25 02:36:08 · answer #4 · answered by Rºññèè 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋