If people were flexible as dogs and could lick themselves, would anybody ever get any work done?

Answer 1

.....An interesting hypothetical question! Maybe people would get some work done in between licking sessions. Thank goodness it's a hypothetical question!

Answer 2

Well, dogs do it all of the time, but they still have ample time to be productive, or to sleep, as the case may be.

Answer 3

probably not