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Ax Murderer, Toe-Nail Clippers, Therapist.
Use all of them.

:-) Cheers!

2007-06-24 18:11:07 · 9 answers · asked by lonelioness 4 in Education & Reference Words & Wordplay

9 answers

The footless man lay on the couch and told his therapist about the day he asked to borrow toe-nail clippers from an axe murderer.

2007-06-24 21:10:19 · answer #1 · answered by p00kaah 3 · 0 1

An ax murderer was chasing me down the street with some toe nail clippers. I eventually got away but now I have to see a therapist weekly.

2007-06-24 18:20:47 · answer #2 · answered by bekapv_219 3 · 0 0

The therapist returned the toe-nail clippers to the ax murderer at the next group therapy session.

2007-06-24 18:17:05 · answer #3 · answered by kjrjekjrje 3 · 1 0

Y cant u spell ?

The ax murderer uses toe-nail clippers on the therapist. =)

2007-06-25 15:21:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

seeing as the therapist could not cure the ax murderer of his depression she pulled out her toe nails clippers and trimmed away while he was still ranting on about his childhood.

2007-06-24 18:20:16 · answer #5 · answered by tuco 5 · 0 0

Ever since my mishap with the toenail clippers, I've been seeing a therapist who I think may be an axe-murderer.

2007-06-24 18:15:22 · answer #6 · answered by p37ry 5 · 0 0

My therapist, Mr. Nutz, told me, that, in a former life, I was probably an ax murderer who picked his teeth with toenail clippers.

2007-06-24 18:23:50 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Two guys at a zoo, in an attempt to vie for a pretty girl's attention, jumped the fence where a lone giraffe was busy eating a sandwich from subway. One guy wrapped the distracted giraffe in bubble-wrap and wrote "I love you" with a marker on the plastic. The other guy slipped a piece of sour candy into the giraffe's food causing the giraffe to toss his cookies into a stream of water and the onlookers watched in disgust waiting for the contents of the giraffe's stomach to float away, stopping uneventfully near the drinking fountain. The pretty girl walked away, unimpressed.

2016-05-19 21:37:26 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

the rapist got bludgeoned to death wit toenail clippers

when he asked the axe murderer for directions.

2007-06-24 18:24:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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