2007-06-24 18:00:27 · 41 answers · asked by Evil Ejade 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Paddle Faster I hear Banjo Music!!!!!!
2007-06-24 18:03:46 · answer #1 · answered by HSTERN 3 · 6⤊ 2⤋
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!" its not that funny though
2007-06-24 18:18:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I still remember the bumper sticker for a governor's election in California when I was growing up in the late 60's:
"IF It's Brown, Flush It" which referred to Edmund G. Brown. The fact that I remember it means the writer got his point across.
I want one made that says "Normal is just a setting on your Dryer"
2007-06-24 18:05:25 · answer #3 · answered by Mouse 4 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Haha, the funniest one I ever saw was on a super old rusty beat up Hyundai that said "I
2007-06-24 18:11:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I've seen quite a few funny bumper stickers, but right now, this one is sticking out in my mind. "I don't like political jokes; too many of them get elected".
I want to get one made that says "I had a life, but my job ate it"... well I thought it was a cute saying... alright, give me some thumbs down for that... =)
2007-06-24 18:04:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 1⤋
Irony is Andrew Jackson on a Federal Reserve note.
2007-06-24 18:02:33 · answer #6 · answered by Mr. Samsa 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Next Stop The Twilight Zone!
2007-06-24 18:02:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
This wasn't really funny but it said
" Be aware of God"
from a distance it looked like "beware of dog"
2007-06-24 23:57:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your gene pool needs chlorine
My child is an A student at the state correctional facility
2007-06-24 18:03:51 · answer #9 · answered by nothingconstant 7 · 6⤊ 1⤋
Save a Mouse, Eat a P*ssy.
2007-06-24 18:06:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
I really like those stickers to go on top of your windshield that are upside down and say if you can read this tip me over. and i like the Gilmore girl one that says on my way to friday night dinner.
2007-06-24 18:04:30 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋