cheesiest pick up line you've heard?

Answer 1

If you were a booger, I'd pick you first *wink, wink*
EWWW

Answer 2

Cheesiest? Well, there's always, "Are you an angel from heaven? I can see the stars in your eyes." The funniest pickup line I've ever heard, and it wasn't even meant to be a pick-up line, is "I'll pick you up. You can put your bike in my trunk." If you don't get it, you had to be there.

Answer 3

My fiancee told me he used to go up to girls and say
' Got a boyfriend'

if they had a boyfriend
'Doesnt matter. Want a root?'

If they didnt have a boyfriend
'Want a root?'

Unbelievably this line worked. He went home with a different girl every time. Thankfully he matured when he got with me.

Answer 4

one time i was in a Bath and Body works store and some dude came up behind her and said: Those will only make you more beautiful
HA GAG lol

Answer 5

Did some stars just fall from the sky? I think I see them in your eyes.

Barf

Answer 6

i was waiting in line at a restaurant and some guy comes up to me and says, "you have cute chicken pox scars. got a boyfriend?"

Answer 7

One guy said to me " Hey, baby, you got those pipes fixed yet, 'cause I can come over and fix them for you" What a total loser!

Answer 8

Guy asks "do you know how much a polar bear weighs?"
I say "no"
He replies "neither do I but it breaks the ice!"

Answer 9

Do you wash your pants in windex cuz i can see myself in them. oh and Do you have 50 cent so ican call my mon and tell he i have fallen in love

Answer 10

"Your like a pop stickle stick on a hot summers day"

*shudders*