A policeman pulled a car over and told the driver he had won $5000 dollars in the seatbelt competition.
"What are you going to do with the money?" asked the policeman.
"Well, I guess I'm going to get a drivers license", he answered.
"Oh, don't listen to him," said a woman in the passenger seat, "He's a smart *** when he's drunk."
Then, the guy in the backseat said, "I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!"
At that moment there was a knock from the trunk and a voice said: "Are we over the border yet"????
2007-06-24 13:46:52 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
it's alright i like this corny one my room mate told me... if a girl with big boobs works at hooters, wouldn't a girl with one leg work at ihop?
2007-06-25 02:32:24 · answer #1 · answered by brandon jones 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it before. Funny the first time.
2007-06-24 20:55:15 · answer #2 · answered by Ruthinia 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the last part was are we at the border yet
2007-06-24 21:00:43 · answer #3 · answered by derek g 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, I am hurting from laughing so hard.
2007-06-24 20:50:40 · answer #4 · answered by gogirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It kinda is but i didnt laugh
2007-06-24 20:51:01 · answer #5 · answered by Lets play Russian Roulette 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry but I was to busy looking at you because your so gorgeous!
2007-06-24 20:49:58 · answer #6 · answered by Vannudey Hudcock 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
good one loved it
2007-06-24 20:54:59 · answer #7 · answered by marsh 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahhha lol
2007-06-24 20:52:30 · answer #8 · answered by ?love spell? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol yes i like it muchos.
2007-06-24 20:52:25 · answer #9 · answered by lovely 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yes, it's funny.
2007-06-24 20:59:15 · answer #10 · answered by cut-it-out 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋