Who will be the next pres,of USA?

Answer 1

every one allready knows
Thompson 2008

Answer 2

When all the hoopla dies down and the smoke settles, Americans will vote for the candidate who tells the biggest set of lies while wrapping himself in the American flag.

I think John McCain doesn't have a chance in hell. Rudy Giuliani is the punchline to a dirty joke. Hillary Clinton will run out of breath from talking out of both sides of her mouth. Joe Biden will withdraw because he can't raise enough money. Barack Obama will try too hard to appeal to black voters and in the process alienate whites, hispanics and asians. Mitt Romney is just out of his freekin' mind with his zombie-like grin and glib arrogance. Ron Paul is an isolationist living in a global economy and is doing the bidding of the A.M.A. Fred Thompson is waiting for the script to be delivered and his agent wants to try for a better deal than 400 grand a year. Chis Dodd reminds the public of a kind of degenerate Santa Claus. And all the rest are merely question marks in the minds of American voters.

This leaves Teddy Kennedy and Newt Gingrich---the dark horses who will drink each other under the table. Don Imus will step forward along with Howard Stern. Their campaigns will last 3 hours.

So, the only person who is the logical winner is, of course, CHARO----"HOOCHIE-COOCHIE, U esseS of A"

Answer 3

Zaphod Beeblebrox


Zaphod invented the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, and is the only person able to drink more than three of them at one sitting. He was voted "Worst Dressed Sentient Being in the Known Universe" for seven years in a row. He's been described as "the best Bang since the Big One" by Eccentrica Gallumbits, and as "one hoopy frood" by others. In the seventh episode of the original radio series, the narrator describes Beeblebrox as being the "owner of the hippest place in the universe" (his own left cranium), as voted on in a poll of the readers of the fictional magazine Playbeing.

He was briefly the President of the Galaxy (a role that involves no power whatsoever, and merely requires the incumbent to attract attention so no one wonders who's really in charge, which is a role Zaphod was perfectly suited for). He is the only man to have survived the Total Perspective Vortex. However, it was established (in the books and first two radio series) that he survived only because the Vortex he was subjected to existed in an Electronically Synthesized Universe which was created specially for him. This made Zaphod the most important being in it. His brain-care specialist, Gag Halfrunt, also said, "Vell, Zaphod's just this guy, you know?" He used his position as President of the Galaxy to steal the Heart of Gold, a spaceship taking advantage of Infinite Improbability Drive, at its unveiling.

Answer 4

Barack Obama

Answer 5

Hillary

Answer 6

Ron PAul He's the best choice

Answer 7

I hope it will be Romney. I honestly don't know who I think it will be though. http://www.dryflypolitics.com

Answer 8

obama all the way

Answer 9

we just answered that!e you taking an hourly poll.

Clinton!

Answer 10

clinton