My friend is always annoyed by one of her brother's best friends when he likes to tell her "Go make me a sandwich." And then when she tells him to make his own, he always says, "Go in the kitchen where you belong."
Can anyone think of a good comeback to that so that we can get him to stop?
2007-06-24 09:11:39 · 36 answers · asked by shenanigans=] 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
What a jackass!
In response to "go make me a sandwich", tell him to "actually I was just about to take out the trash" - then say to the brother - "can you help me lift him?"
In response to "go in the kitchen where you belong", tell him to "go back to your cave, where you belong"
2007-06-24 09:18:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell him the only reason there is a kitchen is because it came with the house but he can feel free to use it and as long as he is in there he can make you a sandwich and don't forget the chips! :o)
2007-06-24 09:25:09 · answer #2 · answered by why 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why dont YOU go a make me a sandwich and YOU go in the kitchen since your so obsessed!
2007-06-24 09:14:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ignoring him is the best way, a comeback would just spur him on to find a new insult, she should just act like he does not exist.
2007-06-24 09:44:48 · answer #4 · answered by Unicornrider 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just go and make the sandwich, put dog food in it and let him eat up if he finds out and asks why, tell him "your a dog".
if u have no dog food than tell him "well u can go to the dog house were you belong"
2007-06-24 09:16:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
She can tell him ,"Go in the bathroom, where you belong, since your always constipated." Then if he says anything else, just tell her to say,"Your just mad because you have diarrhea problems. It's okay we all have different types of problems....yours just happens to be smelly." Then she can see what happens after that : )
2007-06-24 09:18:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well there isn't a come bck i can think of, but getting really ,mad is always a good way for somebody too lay off. like, you get in the damn kitchen i'm not your f***ing slave, do it yourself, who do you think you are, simon cowell. that should work but don't laugh while saying it!!!
2007-06-24 09:18:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd say, "You say that one more time, and I'll lock you in the hall closet where you and your stupid remarks belong!" And, if he says it again, grab him by the earlobe and march the little creep into the closet!
2007-06-24 09:15:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok...
heres a feew
1) Get your butt/*** on thee toilet cuz thats where u belong!
2) Go be a plumber b-cuz thats where u b-long
3) Why dont u go find a girlfriend that dusnt smell like butt/*** cuz thats whut u need!
hope it helps-m
2007-06-24 09:19:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only if you go back to the zoo where you belong! You peguin-faced Gorilla!
2007-06-24 09:15:29 · answer #10 · answered by Maeflower 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋