Oh no
2007-06-24 07:22:24 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Home & Garden ➔ Other - Home & Garden
Actually, this criminal act lies under the jurisdiction of the combined forces of both the pillow police and the mattress police, known as the PPMP.
It's best to plead guilty, they will often let you off on the first offense but tend to crack down on 2nd and 3rd time offenders. After the 3rd time they confiscate all your mattresses and pillows, forcing you to sleep on the floor. Just be sure not to remove the blanket tags, or you'll not only be sleeping on the floor, but will be doing so without covers!
2007-06-24 07:33:03 · answer #1 · answered by fmckin1 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
OMG! You removed the TAG? Now the monsters under the bed can come out and get you while you sleep. In the dark.
2007-06-24 14:44:06 · answer #2 · answered by Wren )O( 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
actually no. You can remove the tag, only the store selling the matress or the manufacturer of the mattress, will get in trouble for removing the tag.
2007-06-24 14:33:10 · answer #3 · answered by Rob M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The "Tag Removal Police" are on thier way to your place...Lock your door and be very still
2007-06-24 14:30:18 · answer #4 · answered by jon_mac_usa_007 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's like pulling the pin on a grenade, dude. The mattress will explode. You have 10 seconds to put it back on!
2007-06-24 16:01:17 · answer #5 · answered by july 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry to hear that, It's just a matter of time now before They find you...
This happened to a second cousin of mine once, never did hear from her again.
The mattress police are a hardcore bunch
2007-06-24 14:29:22 · answer #6 · answered by Ohiorganic 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dude...you really did it now. I say you pack up move to Mexico and never do that again. If you stay any longer then you will so get busted. Really
2007-06-24 14:30:52 · answer #7 · answered by Miami Man 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh yeah, skip town
2007-06-24 14:30:30 · answer #8 · answered by Dodi L 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes the mattress police are on the way you better run and hide
2007-06-24 14:25:28 · answer #9 · answered by RJ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh you did it now
2007-06-24 19:22:32 · answer #10 · answered by rte6620012001 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋