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We need gods of war, love, cheese, idiocy, etc.

2007-06-24 06:13:38 · 9 answers · asked by Jerusalem Delivered 3 in Society & Culture Mythology & Folklore

calm down mary, just a bit of fun, innit!

2007-06-24 09:15:15 · update #1

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Oh MERCY SAKES (don't remember the last time I used that phrase but this cried for it lol). Please don't worhip any mortals--especially with the many flaws they have. We need better than that (both for religion and leaders here IMHO).

Now if you wanted say Group leaders for the topics you mentioned, I'd say George W. fits all of them esp War and Idiocy lolol. Personally I'd want a religion that is based on a much higher intelligence and LOVE, not power trips and personal agendas.

I think your question if fun, but I just can't bring myself to name any famous people as religious heads....maybe the Dahli Lama but that's kinda limiting. They are just mortals learning lessons as we are. Sadly some have more power then they should and are forcing lessons on others sigh. But I want religion to be WAY above all the BS here....and I think it is!

2007-06-24 07:52:21 · answer #1 · answered by FineWhine 5 · 1 0

War - George W. Bush
Love - Ted Haggard
Cheese - David Hasselhoff
Idiocy - Kent Hovind

2007-06-24 13:19:54 · answer #2 · answered by Bubbles 4 · 0 0

^ The God of Eye Candy and Love, Antonio Banderas, you get two gods in one.
The Non God of War, V. P. Chaney
The Non God of Idiocy Pres. Bush
The Goddess of Cheesy, Paris Hilton, need I say more.
The God of Chocolate, Willy Wonka (I know not real)
The Gods of Corruption, Republicans (To real)
The God of Wine, David Hasselhoff
The Goddess of Plastic Surgery and Gossip, Joan Rivers two Goddess in one.
The Goddess who rules over all Gods and Goddess, me.

2007-06-27 02:26:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Keith Richards!

2007-06-24 16:24:20 · answer #4 · answered by ...Turtle... 2 · 0 0

suggest you choose an Ancient Religion or a combination of Ancient Religions which satisfy the one making the Religion and use them. would save trouble and the Ancient Gods would be honored by the revival.

2007-06-24 15:18:55 · answer #5 · answered by Marvin R 7 · 0 0

Well... growing up would do you much good. Worshiping mortals? We humans manage to fail in worshiping the creator of all, what makes you think that in worshiping mortals we would be any better?

2007-06-24 15:35:18 · answer #6 · answered by MARY B 4 · 0 0

Err... well I feel worshipping is a rather odd thing really. I certainly revere and respect my deities, but I don't think I should just spend all my time worshipping them. I don't think they'd like them that much.

2007-06-24 17:14:51 · answer #7 · answered by xx. 6 · 0 0

Love God,Fairies,Animals and old mother nature
Hate Evil,Elves,War people who kill other ones for fame and glory

2007-06-24 13:44:15 · answer #8 · answered by magician_fairy 2 · 0 0

God: Bush
Love: Me
idiocy: paris Hilton
how about that!! :)

2007-06-24 13:34:16 · answer #9 · answered by ilham 1 · 0 0

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