She mentioned my bad breath, flatulence and lack of personality, but I think these are side issues. Perhaps she wants me to woo her. I did try once, i bought her a wheelbarrow, but she wasn't impressed. Please help me to patch up our relationship.
Ps. We once tried counselling, but she head-butted the guy when he asked her about our sex life.
2007-06-24 06:13:20 · 16 answers · asked by Harold 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
You're an idiot.
2007-06-24 06:17:30 · answer #1 · answered by Kelly 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Forty years? She is getting it from someone else, as you probably know. If you have all these so-called "faults" she is staying for some reason. Why would a person waste forty years and not show the most personal sign of love. There has to be more to this than you are telling. You never said you loved her once. You want help to patch things up? Well, you have been doing this for forty years now....why now are you concerned? That's a bigger question. I would have left after the first year...that was a BIG sign back then. You have to be almost 60 years old now....your sexual peak is long gone. Either divorce her or have an affair. Sex obviously was on the top of your list for forty years....was it?
2007-06-24 06:37:14 · answer #2 · answered by lovetofly46 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your joking ???, Why did you stay?? counseling is not going to fix 40 years of marriage Try oral sex {bad breath wont matter } by some Listerine's & start french kissing giving her afull body massage with your mouth. Do you both know what to do?? lol ps let her return the body massage. Fourty years & no sex??? why stay together ? ????
2007-06-24 17:47:47 · answer #3 · answered by DEE m 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that sounds like it rough for you... If youve gone fourty years with out it then sounds like you doing way better than I would. Go down to your local wal-greens and get some KY jelly and go to town buddy. I promise after your done you won't have a worry in tha world. :) keep your head up.
2007-06-24 06:23:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's probably just a phase.
But why don't you try dressing up as a gnome and wooing her into that wheelbarrow with you?
2007-06-24 06:18:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hang in there, it has only been 40 years. Maybe she just needs a few more decades to warm up to you.
I would try breath mints, Gas-X, and a good book on fart jokes. That should spur her interest.
Good luck
2007-06-24 06:19:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
What, Forty years and now you think this is just a phase.
What do you think another Forty years would be considered as?
2007-06-24 06:53:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ummm... Uhhh... *Blank look* Err.. After 40 years dude, you'd better check it, as I believe that it's shriveled and fallen off by now! No sex? With as much time as you have then, no wander your asking these stupid questions. Thanks for the 2 points though! *Next question*
2007-06-24 06:22:04 · answer #8 · answered by pappysgotitgoinon 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd say to do what you have been doing for the past 40 years. You must have been getting it from somewhere, Her too.
2007-06-24 06:20:14 · answer #9 · answered by russbillen 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do you live in a dream world or are you just that much of an idiot? I'm going for that latter.
2007-06-24 06:23:14 · answer #10 · answered by litlredm 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, you need to go to into a professional writing/story telling class...... 2 points.
2007-06-24 07:11:50 · answer #11 · answered by sunflowergal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋