When a cow laughs, does milk come out its nose?

Answer 1

That's udderly preposterous!

Answer 2

Didn't know cows laughed..Didn't know they gave chocolate milk, either -- or skimmed milk or 2% or 1% fat content. Where you been all your life, child?? I figure if God had wanted me to drink some of that "watered down" STUFF, he would have created a cow to supply it. You need to get out in the country where cows are raised and milked to see what a foolish question you asked - also learn that one is not born knowing all things. Good luck on your quest to learn every thing "Country".!!

Answer 3

Hello dear!

Well, cows are smarter than us! They know their existence is solely because people want them for their milk and kids and all of them for their meat! Thus, they never laugh, they smile sometimes, it is the time milk comes out bitter!
Also, it does not come out of their nose because people have taken care and have put signs on and around noses!

Answer 4

Have you ever taken a good look at a cows nose? I would have to say that ain't milk baby.

Answer 5

Yes, it comes out every hole. It probably happens the most to those California cows...they say they're happy cows, but I say they're just a cheese.

Answer 6

Yes, Just like Ralph Wiggam

Answer 7

but cows dont drink milk

Answer 8

does a brown cow make chocolate milk??

Answer 9

Yes if its a female cow. Lol!

Answer 10

Only if when a pig grunts bacon comes out his nose lol

Answer 11

Err..no. The udders are close to you know where, and when cows laugh hysterically (y'know when they are watching Seinfeld), there are chances that it may trickle from you know where.