One day these two 80 year old men living in a retirement home were exchanging stories of their adventures when they were younger. The first says," I remember being on an African safari in the middle of the Serenghetti Plains, and I was asleep -- when I was awakened by a rustling sound just outside my tent. I grabbed my rifle and crept outside and there before me about 20 feet away was the biggest lion I had ever seen. I raised my rifle to my shoulder and was taking aim, when suddenly the lion went roooaaaaarrrrrr!! I s*h*i*t my pants!" The other guy said, "You mean you s*h*i*t your pants when the lion was about to attack you?" The first guy said, " No, just now, when I went "roooaaarrrrr!"
2007-06-23 16:56:06 · 3 answers · asked by Bill Melater 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Very funny! Thanks for the laugh. ☺
2007-06-23 18:41:49 · answer #1 · answered by dcdcdcdc 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The joke sucked but I like your name.
2007-06-23 23:59:29 · answer #2 · answered by kitten lover3 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no... not to funny either. sorry
2007-06-24 00:00:48 · answer #3 · answered by Cindy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋