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The hospital because of inhaling toxic flatulence..my dog is howling out back and running in circles foaming at the mouth and my underwear seems to be on fire, Should I get some Beano?

2007-06-23 13:02:20 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

26 answers

Why do people always think the grass is greener on the other side?
Are you not totally engrossed in your mis-fortune?
Roll with it,lap it up,love it for what it is,and let your underwear burn a whole in your skin,so you will have this moment in time branded on your sizzling **** and for the rest of your life have the proff,that this day did indeed happened to you!!
Congratulations!!

2007-06-23 13:32:45 · answer #1 · answered by FYIIM1KO 5 · 1 0

Run to the store and get some as fast as you can and save the city. Hurry up man!

2007-06-23 20:06:05 · answer #2 · answered by Judy W 4 · 0 0

you could do a few things.
1. be happy your alone
2. have another.
3. make a blow torch out of your butt.
4.cork it up...and blow you a** good-bye.
5. buy some beanno...( but what fun would that be ? )

2007-06-23 20:12:02 · answer #3 · answered by blue moon lady 5 · 0 0

Hey, there's money with that there methane dude! Stick a pipe up that exhaust and fill cannisters.

2007-06-23 20:05:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

haha gotta love the potty humour

2007-06-23 20:05:16 · answer #5 · answered by angelina_mcardle 5 · 1 0

Tell me where you live and I'll make sure I don't go near the place.

2007-06-23 20:05:15 · answer #6 · answered by Lady 5 · 1 0

U should close your mouth or you'll get dizzy and stop smiling.

2007-06-23 20:04:54 · answer #7 · answered by Dr. J 6 · 0 0

Take some Bean-o...=)

2007-06-23 20:04:55 · answer #8 · answered by Backwoods Barbie 7 · 1 0

No. Enjoy your alone time and relax

2007-06-23 20:05:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Hell have another bean burrito.

2007-06-23 20:06:34 · answer #10 · answered by Ivan S 6 · 0 0

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