"have you got any carrots?" chap behind the counter says " no sorry, you want a green grocers", the rabbit goes away. next day the rabbit returns and asks "have you got any carrots?" the chap behind the counter says "no, you are in the wrong shop, we sell magazines and newspapers". The rabbit leaves. Next day the rabbit returns and asks " have you got any carrots?" "Look! I told you yesterday we sell newspapers and magazines, you want the grocers!". The rabbit leaves. First thing in the morning the Rabbit walks in and says "got any carrots?" to which the Newsagent says " No, I have told you before, you are really winding me up now, I don't sell carrots I sell Newspapers and magazines only and if you come back here tomorrow, I am going to nail your balls to the floor, now get out!" Next day the rabbit comes back and asks "Got any nails", No I bloody haven't replies the newsagent. Great says the rabbit "got any carrots?"
2007-06-23 12:22:58 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
remember to star if good
2007-06-23 12:27:32 · update #1
Yer, I suppose it should be in jokes but I normally hang out here in P&S. Don't normally do jokes.
2007-06-23 12:30:02 · update #2
giggle
2007-06-23 12:26:47 · answer #1 · answered by TINYTI 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can sympathise with the rabbit, as I too am frustrated that newsagents don't sell carrots.
you'd think, If the newsagent was any sort of businessman he would have got some carrots in, as there was obviously a demand for them.
2007-06-23 19:55:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
William R's answer made me laugh more than the joke - ducks are funnier than rabbits!
Ha ha its true though, I heard it and it was a duck going up to the bar asking for a pint repeatedly.
2007-06-23 19:34:13 · answer #3 · answered by Nic 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This Joke is supposed to be about a Duck.
Ducks are funnier than rabbits.
2007-06-23 19:29:52 · answer #4 · answered by William R 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny. I swapped a star for a smile.
2007-06-24 07:33:41 · answer #5 · answered by Caveman's daughter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good one
2007-06-23 19:27:17 · answer #6 · answered by fordperfect5 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old but gold, bit like me goodself.
2007-06-25 08:07:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one ,my version was a pen quin looking for fish .but its still cool ha ha
2007-06-23 19:28:09 · answer #8 · answered by jinx 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
twas a good one
2007-06-23 20:17:51 · answer #9 · answered by r wall 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
facinating.. no really.. I am so glad that my time was well spent reading that facinating piece..
2007-06-23 19:27:01 · answer #10 · answered by Goldylocks 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahaha that one's good
2007-06-23 19:27:34 · answer #11 · answered by myriah k 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋