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Come with freakin' instructions? Is there an 'OFF' switch I just don't know about?

2007-06-23 07:36:08 · 16 answers · asked by cme2bleve 5 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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She did come with instructions.

Instructions normally come out after the baby is born, some women though don't know this and stop pushing after the baby and placenta has come unto this world.

So Your sister may very well have the instructions, but... well... they may be inaccessible.

Ewwww.

(no seriously I WISH kids came with an instruction manual! I would turn them off immediately)

2007-06-23 07:41:08 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 1 0

You could try taking her outside to let her run some of the steam off. Kids have lots of energy and will let you know when they are bored. Even if it is just driving you up the wall. I have a three year old son and letting him run around helps out a lot.

2007-06-23 14:39:50 · answer #2 · answered by malakyeivry 1 · 1 0

Because its more funny that way. I don't buy into the Terrible Twos, I say its the Horrible Threes.

2007-06-23 14:39:44 · answer #3 · answered by Pdoodles 4 · 0 0

Because there would be too many exceptions to the instructions.

2007-06-23 14:38:24 · answer #4 · answered by daljack -a girl 7 · 0 0

I wonder that too. Why don't girlfriends come with an off button. I look good running.

2007-06-25 12:53:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Best way to get back at her parents is keep her up late, feed her ice-cream for dinner, and when they come to pick her up tell them she was just an "angel" while you had her ;-)

2007-06-23 14:39:01 · answer #6 · answered by original_fuzzball 2 · 0 0

There is no off switch. I have said that I wished certain people had mute buttons. LOL.

2007-06-23 14:38:29 · answer #7 · answered by Turtle 7 · 1 0

don't tell me ya got her on Duracell batteries seriously its a phase they go through and it will calm down if no the big Dr Philly will give ya lessons to calm her down

2007-06-23 14:41:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LOL Yeah its called a nap! OR time out OR the corner.

2007-06-23 14:39:14 · answer #9 · answered by THE mommy 3 · 0 0

read the bible. there are all kinds of instructions for everyday life

2007-06-23 14:39:42 · answer #10 · answered by me2 5 · 0 0

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