One would say 'I love you mummy'
And the other, 'Give me the food before or I'll crap all over your bed - while you're in it
2007-06-23 05:50:59
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answered by Anonymous
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As a cute little Scottish hedgehog I would say.
Wakey Wakey, Smart Alex!
Get this dog food down yer pie hole
COO COO!
2007-06-23 23:07:59
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answered by Anonymous
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My cat, Tricky, wouldn't say anything, she had to be put down last month.
So sad. She was lovely. And quite mad.
When she was around what she would have mostly said was 'hey look at this cool rat I killed for you. Do you like it? Do you? Huh?'.
My answer was always:
'AAAAAAARGH! Get that freeking disgusting thing outta here!'
What I wouldn't give for a dead mouse from her now...
:)
2007-06-24 03:10:47
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answered by ShoCh 5
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Mine would say, come on you slave, it's four in the morning and I want feeding!!! When I'm finished you can let me back out and your reward will be me not messing your carpet up. Sparkey is the name and a cat I be.
2007-06-23 06:44:43
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answered by Anonymous
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Can I go out? There's another dog out there and I have to establish my territory. Got my bladder all ready. Open this annoying door and let's get down to business. Hey! That's MY bush! That's fighting pee, buddy! Let's get him!
Dachshunds always think they're tough.
2007-06-23 05:52:35
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answered by Jess 7
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Greetings Bald Eagle. My pet used to be an Amazon Parrot.
2007-06-23 05:48:12
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answered by Birdman 7
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The dog would say "why all the fuss, those boots were only £100" He chewed the heel off one of them.
2007-06-23 07:51:40
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answered by Caveman's daughter 6
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Let me have that couch or I'm going to call your Mom and tell her what you did last night! And oh, by the way, for locking me out last night, I'm going to tell her what you did before last night!
2007-06-23 05:55:07
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answered by realyannick 2
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Play with me Play with me!! Pull the sock pull the sock!!
(He''s currently playing tug-o-war with my partner)
(Mines a scottie dog too!)
2007-06-23 10:49:24
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answered by Anonymous
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Mine would probably say the same! Either that or FEED ME!!
2007-06-23 05:52:58
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answered by askmeanother 3
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