I've been known to scrap with one on occasion....
2007-06-23 05:09:00 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I just get pissed with it cause it cantaloupe with me and get married. *pouts* How will I ever get it to complete this Honeydew list if we don't tie the knot? This is why I'm so melon'choly. *sigh*
2007-06-23 05:18:12 · answer #1 · answered by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I have. Sometimes they decide they're going to leave their juice all over the place, so I gather up the juice and add it to a blender with some watermelon flesh, melon flavored liquor like midori, vodka, and ice and blend it all. I serve it in a tall glass just to let the watermelons know who's in charge.
2007-06-23 12:14:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do I?!?! And man, can they put the moves on you..But those cantelopes have attitude too, ya know? But I seem to be able to kick the melon rind right out of them..so the honey dews don't even bat an eye @ me!!!!
2007-06-23 12:13:47 · answer #3 · answered by zen 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Watermelons are my 3rd worst enemy, my second being salmon and first being onions. Me and tuna squad 4 have been at war with these feinds for years now.
2007-06-23 12:14:25 · answer #4 · answered by Stupiddumdum D 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My run with watermelons is to the out-house! lol. ya know the one with the half moon on the door!
2007-06-23 12:12:55 · answer #5 · answered by SavvySue 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yup, they tend to slip right off the table when I try to cut them and I wind up having to hack them apart. Anyone got a machete or an axe?
2007-06-23 12:48:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes. I've taken to carrying a machete whenever I have to pass the field up the road. I know they're lurking under those leaves, watching me with all their little seeds, waiting....
2007-06-23 12:14:18 · answer #7 · answered by Jess 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
At least once a year when we have the watermelon festival
2007-06-23 12:12:05 · answer #8 · answered by Candice 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
back in the prime of the comedian Gallagher's career, I was known as the "Melon Assassin of Sparksville." The man was inspirational...
2007-06-23 12:12:04 · answer #9 · answered by JP 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, but someone threw a pumpkin at my head on halloween night one time...
it just barely missed my head, and it was a big one.
2007-06-23 12:12:49 · answer #10 · answered by Big hands Big feet 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋