Just out of interest what would you put about yourself if you where doing an add for a lonely hearts.
I love reading them in the local paper, some have my Mum and I falling off our seats.
2007-06-23 04:18:57 · 12 answers · asked by Queenie 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
A tall well-built woman with good,
reputation who can cook frogs,
legs, who appreciates a good fuc-
schia garden, classic music and tal-
king without getting too serious.
But please only read lines 1,3 and 5.
2007-06-23 04:22:55 · answer #1 · answered by Uncle Elroy 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
i'm so loney i can Cry, remember that old song?
Or my old poem:
here i set broken harted,
paid a Dime and i only farted!
Or looking for love goddess, that wants to do the naughty all night long, call 555-555-5555 or 1-900 ???-???? hehehe.
2007-06-23 05:41:01 · answer #2 · answered by kjokergo11 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Happily married for 23 years, not looking but just checking.
2007-06-23 04:23:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Twilight Princess: One night only. Ganon will rule thy night. Who will rule the night: Link or Ganondorf?
2007-06-23 04:24:09 · answer #4 · answered by Roxas of Organization 13 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
22 year old redhead with gsh, desperately seeking Samson
2007-06-23 04:25:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm not lonely so it would be defeating the objective!
2007-06-23 04:40:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lonely hearts lol.... Not for me hun!
2007-06-23 04:22:29 · answer #7 · answered by Maria S © 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
sorry hun would never put myself in one of those, not even for a laugh
not desperate
2007-06-23 04:21:43 · answer #8 · answered by MYKLIA G 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
"A loving woman who just needs someone to love her..."
2007-06-23 04:30:45 · answer #9 · answered by Ayachan 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Would love to meet....
Nothing else, lol.
2007-06-23 04:21:55 · answer #10 · answered by Scott Bull 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋