i want all the details like how many squares of tissue i should use etc !
2007-06-23 00:07:50 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Men's Health
Well, this question seems silly but I understand it. As a guy, with external genitalia, we don't need to be too concerned about what direction we wipe it, but it is more sanitary (especially for girls) to wipe from front to back. Back to front pulls bacteria up onto the genitalia (not such a big deal for guys - huge for girls).
I like using those flushable moist wipes. In truth dry toilet paper doesn't clean that well, and it certainly isn't good enough to keep thongs from getting stained if you like to wear thongs (try them if you don't - you won't go back!!!).
Make sure to press hard against your rear opening, LOL, you want to get it totally clean. If using wipes, fold them over and take another swipe at it several times making sure to rub pretty hard - you don't want excess waste ending up on your underwear! Again, especially important with thongs!
2007-06-23 11:14:25 · answer #1 · answered by Surfin' Hawai'i 15 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wipe until the paper is clean. Don't clog the toilet. Yes, you can flush more than once, so if you have a hairy butt with klingons, wipe well, flush often, and avoid skid marks in your shorts.
2007-06-25 16:04:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take one square of paper, cut/tear a hole in the middle big enough for your finger. Put your finger through the hole. pick/wipe your bum with your finger, then use the paper to wipe your finger. ;)
2007-06-23 07:13:37 · answer #3 · answered by J D 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
you shouldnt worry about wiping someone down on their luck. and the idea of attempting to own a homeless individual is contrary to modern day societeal norms. why would you want to own a homeless individual anyway...OH OHOH....not that type of bum...sorry never mind.
2007-06-23 07:15:50 · answer #4 · answered by koalatcomics 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
There should be a section for 'fetish' questions.
Your mother has done a really bad job if you dont know how to do it yet... My 8 year old doesnt need explanations.
2007-06-23 07:11:31 · answer #5 · answered by wickedly_funny66 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
that is a very stupid qusetion u can use as muchgas tissiue to wipe ue bum
2007-06-23 08:00:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Stay away from bums, they'll steal from you when you least expect it. They are survivalists.
2007-06-23 08:24:24 · answer #7 · answered by jazsmo18 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good answers to such a silly question. And this is our society?
2007-06-23 07:24:55 · answer #8 · answered by Loretta M 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
take big turky towel to wipe out.
2007-06-23 07:19:29 · answer #9 · answered by vnbmuliyala 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol! ur hilarious! i'd try doin circular movements and an occasional quick swipe. omg, i cant beleive i jus sed that!
2007-06-23 07:14:00 · answer #10 · answered by frogmelda77 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋