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...some straight people ask you if you are gay, and when you tell them you are, the next thing they ask you is, "Hey, I hope you will not hit on me?" As if every gay person is after them or they are God's gift to mankind that no one can resist.

Sometimes, I wish I had a 1,000 tonne brick for such occasions. LOL.

2007-06-22 23:01:46 · 7 answers · asked by Gaymes Last Orchestra 6 in Society & Culture Cultures & Groups Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

LMAO, yes DEATH, i'd love to see those chirping blue birds too. Now why didn't I think of the anvil earlier. DOH!

2007-06-22 23:22:22 · update #1

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LOL Or just a great big cartoon Anvil or Giant Hammer!!! (I actually imagine those little cartoon blue birds encircling their head while their eyes roll around in their skull...hehehehe...sorry too funny!)

Yeah...I totally hate that too!

2007-06-22 23:04:27 · answer #1 · answered by DEATH 7 · 2 1

Could you say that with a bit more love? Oh, that was a question? Fark the ignorantes, they are just trolling ya. Probably French anyhow. Wait - I'm part French - but mostly Welsh, and Irish from both/ 4 sides, and throw in the Scotch, and thens there's the German and Italian and one Swiss from me Mumm's side. What were we talklinging about here? Cannibals?

2007-06-23 11:41:02 · answer #2 · answered by lyyman 5 · 0 1

Nah. They're just scared that they'll turn gay too if they let you in. ;)

That's why many so called 'homophobes' are really homosexual inside. They try to hate and close themselves up, but that's because they're afraid that if they let you in, they'll turn gay.

Or just go piss him/her off by laughing it off for a really long time and ask them if they were kidding. It's really how you take the situation. ;)

2007-06-23 06:25:53 · answer #3 · answered by nicolette 1 · 1 0

Ha ha. You're funny. Be a duck and let it roll off your back. Or maybe just laffing hysterically when someone says that. Then say sorry, I couldn't help it.

2007-06-23 06:13:36 · answer #4 · answered by bookluffer 3 · 1 0

Cure them of their misconception. Tell them that your gaydare is honed in on strictly hot people, so they are completely safe.

2007-06-23 06:21:51 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 4 0

cool down...

some ppl do this becoz they want to make thing clear, and don't want to have problem with u...

while there are also some *ucker out there that, just do this because they *uck...

just get used to it...

2007-06-23 14:23:01 · answer #6 · answered by Kordal 5 · 1 0

How would you carry it?

2007-06-23 06:04:43 · answer #7 · answered by Robb the B.D.C. 5 · 0 1

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