I mean really does everyone who is abducted get a probe stuck up there or is that just a really weird urban legend or something?
2007-06-22 22:14:19 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Science & Mathematics ➔ Alternative ➔ Other - Alternative
The whole UFO phenomenon is an urban legend. They coincidentally appeared right after our culture turned its eyes to space via the space race in the 50s. Then, to extend the coincidence, there wasn't just one sighting but a rash of them. And all of a sudden UFOs were everywhere. Not only that, but they were all saucers, however none of them were identical in appearance. (Haven't aliens discovered the assembly line and interchangeable parts?)
What's the next step after sighting a UFO, you know, to keep the myth alive? Actual contact of course. Not just friendly contact either. To keep the fear and paranoia bubbling, humans are subjects to be probed, studied and made to feel inferior. And of course only at night, only when cameras aren't present and only when no one else is around. Because any civilization that travels across a galaxy is really afraid of our superior technology. Are they shy? Socially awkward?
2007-06-23 05:08:29 · answer #1 · answered by Peter D 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Uhmmm, no offense to Peter D's theory, but hasn't he heard or seen the cave paintings that depict spacecraft? Way before the 50's folks.
My first thought was... why do aliens probe peoples anuses? Maybe for the same reason paparazzi go through celebrity gargbage cans? lol. Okay, just a joke.
But probing anuses makes sense, in a way, anthropologists do it, they gather monkey feces to study their diet and health. The aliens just don't follow us around waiting for us to go poo. They dig right in... so to speak.
And besides, I like to think it's a "job" to them. Like, "Whatch doin today Flarkum?"
"Oh man, I gotta probe human anuses today. Groan. What about you Slooptidoo?"
"Oh, I gotta cut off cow lips."
"Yeah, we get all the sh*tty jobs while those other ones get to play music and perform the light shows. Sigh."
2007-06-23 20:48:39 · answer #2 · answered by inkypinky373 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Everyone gets a probe up there. The theory is that the aliens are either Gay or French. However, it is my personal belief that the colin is the heart of the soul, why do you think it feels so good to take a nice dump?
2007-06-23 09:01:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
People love to tell stories about scary things and for most of us there is nothing so scary as a "foriegn" intrusion into our bodies. If the stories were all about women then it would all be about vaginal rape, but the anal probe story makes it scary to men as well.
It's only fear-mongering, like so much in our culture.
2007-06-23 11:09:10 · answer #4 · answered by redscott77092 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's probably a cultural gap. I bet it's a sport like rodeo to them. They stick something up our butts and see how long they can hold on!
2014-10-12 23:24:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can learn a lot about a persons health such as; parasites and diet from their innards. It's also referred to as a: Colonoscopy.
2007-06-23 10:12:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're HUMANS. You're fassinateing. They want to see how the human body works, and since we BREATH through our mouths, where is the largest hole in the body? Your butt!
2007-06-26 14:56:35 · answer #7 · answered by Crazygirl ♥ aka GT 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think its just a procedure, maybe its like check for a pulse where their from.
2007-06-26 09:52:03 · answer #8 · answered by Terri C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have probed a few anuses and trust me, it feels awsome
2007-06-23 10:32:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
I once woke up after having strange dreams and my butt was sore.
2007-06-23 12:27:00 · answer #10 · answered by Stu 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋