2007-06-22 18:05:09 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
There are two, actually.
About 20 years ago I was attending a very strict college, and women and men were NOT allowed to be alone, and there was this *rather* unattractive young woman assigned to clean a particular room, and two attractive young men were supposed to be doing something else in that room, I don't remember what. Anyway, one of the young men, a very serious type, said to the other one, "I DON'T THINK WE SHOULD BE ALONE WITH MARIAN." And the other one said, fighting a smile, "I can control myself if you can."
The other one was:
About 25 years ago I was working as a waitress at my father's restaurant, and a young policeman named Chris came in and ate. As we chatted he mentioned that only 10% of women had red hair, which I have. Later, when he was ready to pay his bill, he was a dime short. He said that he would run down the road and get a dime and bring it back. I said not to worry about it, I would pay the dime for him. He INSISTED that he would come back. He didn't come back. But 3 or so years later, when my dad had a different restaurant, Chris came in to eat, and when he saw me he said, "Did you know that only 10% of women have red hair?....Oh, never mind, I told you that the last time I saw you." I was amazed at his memory, but I was determined to win the memory war, so I've been waiting for like 22 years now to see him again so I can say, "So, how 'bout that dime?"
2007-06-23 14:43:40 · answer #1 · answered by Cris O 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Alec...(or may i call you my Ally the Dally after our bonding experiences with my pockets and the lime Jello?)Please come join the life size version of my action figure in sharing these ice cold Stones and green olives straight from the jar. Afterward we can get lathered up and I'll pay special attention to your "appendages". Forget the mass wedding...just me and you and our cats livin the life...
2007-06-23 16:07:00 · answer #2 · answered by SallySunshine 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
do you be attentive to how a lot a polar undergo weights? adequate to interrupt the ice. Is there a replicate on your pocket? because of the fact i will see myself on your pants. Come sit down on my lap and we are going to communicate concerning the 1st factor that pops up ;)
2016-09-28 08:17:55 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok>
Now we're gonna make a new rule...
Whenever I'm in here and you here me typing
(click, clack, clackety clack)
Or whether you DON'T hear me typing or whatever the f*** you hear me doing that means I am WORKING and that means DON'T come in! You got it?
Now why don't you start right now and get the f*** out of here?
2007-06-22 18:10:47 · answer #4 · answered by jayresupc 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I have to pee like a trucker on a 500 hundred mile run
2007-06-22 18:08:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
She was sweet like a trick thumb tack dipped in caca.
2007-06-22 18:13:52 · answer #6 · answered by Ralph 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mi mami es loco
My mama is crazy and I am serious
2007-06-22 18:08:32 · answer #7 · answered by Shay J 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"do you know how hard it is to find a quality woman in south florida that hasnt been arrested for indescent exposure"
2007-06-22 18:19:57 · answer #8 · answered by actinglover 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love the way your hair curls. What do you use?
Nothing really. It's called, um, Jew.
2007-06-22 18:12:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Boy those pants would sure go nice with my carpet.
2007-06-22 18:13:24 · answer #10 · answered by Don R 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋