Yeah. My Mom's bf is calling himself "Daddy Dick". We all think he's sticking it to Mom, but he IS 84 after all. What do you think? She's 82, and quite a fox for her age and all. But seriously: are they really doing the wild thing, I ask you? The complication here is this: he's my second cousin. We're all waiting for the wedding so we can say "My second cousin is my step-dad!" Hey, your question was about men named Dick, wasn't it? Well, I once knew this guy named Richard who just wanted to be called Richard. He was such a loser. We knew he chose that name because he didn't have a dick, so to speak. He lost it in Viet Nam. No, it wasn't a war injury like you hear about. It was because he got such bad clap.
What? Oh, they're telling me to get off the computer, so I have to go. Hope you find your dick, or....what were we talking about???
2007-06-22 16:38:56
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answered by diannegoodwin@sbcglobal.net 7
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2007-06-22 16:30:11
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answered by Kevin 6
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I actually, no kidding, know a man named Richard Head. Yes, they call him Dick for short. His REAL ACTUAL name is Dick Head. I kid you not. And yes, yes it is uncomfortable to say his name!
2007-06-22 16:29:59
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answered by Starr 7
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My aunts husband is named Dick. It never seems uncomfortable, it seems appropriate. He's a jerk and his name is very fitting! Dick is a dick!
2007-06-22 16:28:14
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answered by Tikled_Ivory 6
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I have 3 friends with that name...2 of them I call little Dickie..and the tall one I greet with "hello big dick".He turns red everytime and laughs.then says "girl ! I'm gonna big dick you one of these days.". luckily they have a sense of humor
2007-06-23 00:59:24
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answered by Lavender 7
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you think that's uncomfortable? How about. someone's name is Harry Dick. That's uncomfortable. & Ben Dover yepp
2007-06-22 16:27:30
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answered by Sound of Madness 4
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I know 2...one I call Richard because he prefers it...the other was my urologist that did my vasectomy...
Dr. Dick Chopp...no lie...he's in Austin...
http://www.urologyteam.com/our-doctors/dr-richard-chopp.htm
2007-06-22 16:31:15
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answered by Anonymous
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i laugh everytime i say it to my friends dad he insist that we call him by his first name but its dick so i have the hardest time even though its immature
2007-06-22 16:28:22
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answered by suzie 2
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I know one guy. He is the brother of the ex-mayor of our town.
2007-06-22 16:26:18
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answered by Diane G 6
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just my ex boss, well it wasn't really his name but thats what we called him
2007-06-22 16:27:33
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answered by Anonymous
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