what would you do if i keyed your car, egged your house, & spat in your face?

Answer 1

turn red in the face and then cry cause spitting on someone is terrible. I'd pray and make you hug me so you can finish getting your anger out in a more positive way.

Answer 2

Call the police ( I know a couple on the local force personally), see what is required to get a restraining order.

BTW- What's your beef with me? Why did you key my car, egg my house and spit in my face? What'd I ever do to you? (Theoretically speaking, of course.)

Answer 3

File a report against you with the police department. Get them to give me a hearing. Provide my evidence and get you put on probation. You don't disrpect people like that. Espeically their cars that they work hard for.

Answer 4

If I caught you hurting my car... I would key you... throwing eggs at my house I will pick them up and make you eat them... spitting in my face and I will be going to jail.....

Answer 5

I'd probably yell at you plenty, call the police, and have you arrested for vandalism to my property, and verbal abuse, and harassment. You would be in for it big time. I would sue you, and that is something I would never do without good reason...

Answer 6

I would definitly try me HARDEST to beat the crap out of you and make sure that youll be haunted for the rest of your life.....then I'll probably feel bad that I hurt you so badly...then I'd do it again!! lmao I'm serious!!!

Answer 7

Have you ever been ran over by a car?

Answer 8

Call the police, not just to come to arrest you but to save your sorry butt before I beat you up.

Answer 9

Call the cops prolly

Answer 10

F*ck you up.

Or call the police. Depending on my moooood at the time.