I was strolling about in purgatory today when I found a big machine. It was as wide as two refrigerators and about eight feet tall. It was slightly rusty. It had a single large pipe that came out of the top on one side, and the pipe seemed to have some kind of needle in it. There was no door, but inside you could hear a sound like crying babies.
There were two big handles that didn't move at all, and there was something that looked like a hammer on a gear sticking out of the front. Every fifteen seconds there would be a soft "hiss", and gray-green smoke would come out of the vents on the side.
On the front, there was one single button. Should I go back tomorrow and press it? What will happen?
2007-06-22 13:42:30 · 2 answers · asked by Dominus 5 in Home & Garden ➔ Maintenance & Repairs
No! If you press the button another Republican will be born on earth!
2007-06-22 17:38:04 · answer #1 · answered by Gigglsprite 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you press the button, the hammer will hit you in the head, and the machine will then collect you for fuel. It is a trap to see if you will harm babies. The babies are not in there, because babies don't go to purgatory (or hell) .
2007-06-22 21:14:40 · answer #2 · answered by † Seeker of Truth † 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋