"Pornography and alcohol will be banned for Aborigines in Australia's Northern Territory," the country's prime minister, John Howard, announced today.
Let me get this right:
1. You enter a new continent and colonize it, murdering thousands with superior firepower;
2. You steal the indigenous people's land, dispossessing them forever.
3. You rape their women, kidnap their children and put them in "homes" to rape them, too.
4.You bring the booze in, of course.
6. You exclude "the blacks" in every aspect of your new government.
Three centuries later, what do you do for a encore? Apparently, you announce that you're shocked by the rampant violence, despair, and alcoholism, in the original people's culture.
It's got to be stopped! It's time to ban pornography! You've finally gotten to the root of the thing!
Police are hired to flush out and imprison those found guilty of "possession." By the time you round up all the offending parents, you can send a new generation into government prisons
2007-06-22
13:05:26
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and foster homes— what a nostalgia trip! You wiped out 80% of their population in the old days, but clearly there's more work to be done.
And demon rum... gosh, it sure can go bad in the wrong people's hands, eh? As one Aborigine critic put it, "If they're going to do that, they're going to have to do that with every single person in Australia, not just black people."
I'd like to see the Prime Minister ban drinking in his neighborhood for six f@cking minutes.
2007-06-22
13:05:47 ·
update #1
Have at it, people. Parts of this sound a lot like the good old USA, but no matter. Your opinions...
2007-06-22
13:07:10 ·
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Bunz...I thought you were better than that. Oh, well, we're all entitled to our own opinion, I guess.
2007-06-22
13:14:30 ·
update #3