You know when people just throw around the 'you're gay' remark (as if it even has meaning anymore), what's the wittiest comeback to that? Someone I know does it to everyone (even girls) constantly and I want him to shut up.
2007-06-22 08:59:51 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
Remember, I'm straight. Of course a gay person could handle this in a second but I need a comeback that preferably makes him look gay grom a straight guy.
2007-06-22 09:05:11 · update #1
say "you should know" or "that's not what your mom says"
2007-06-22 09:04:29 · answer #1 · answered by TRACER ™ 6 · 3⤊ 2⤋
1. Maybe you will be able to understand the questions too. 2. That's called Paedophilia Sir. 3. Jealous? 5. I was trying to look opposite to you. 6. I'm a supply student. Now sit down. 7. You like what you see? 8. Surprised you can see at all. 9. Does that mean I get 7th grade homework? 10. Oh I must be in the wrong class then. *leave classroom and do whatever you want*
2016-05-17 21:57:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You could say something like ... "That's not what your Mom, Girlfriend or sister said" Don't use all of them, just pick one!
You can ask, "Why would you say that, are you a sudden pro in picking out Gay people?"
Embarrass him/her they will stop! Good luck
2007-06-22 09:59:55 · answer #3 · answered by PSYCHO DAISY MAE 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If someone said " You're Gay to me, I'd simply say...
" Well aren't you the brightest Crayon in the box " or if the person is not gay, they should say " Not the brightest Crayon in box, now are we?"
2007-06-22 09:04:58 · answer #4 · answered by Aunt Henny Penny 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMGG.. people do that to me and my friends all the time..its a joke but it gets so annoying after a while. I want an amazing comeback too
2007-06-22 09:02:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I dont know about witty - but if you want to be a little crude...
Try something along the lines of "YOU're the one whose breath smells like..." - and add the appropriate body part (either male OR female) which would imply that they have just been having "oral relations" with someone of their own gender... ;););););)
2007-06-22 09:14:41 · answer #6 · answered by kr_toronto 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I do agree that it is annoying, but for the most part it is just better off ignored! If you let them know it bothers you chances are they will do it more! Sadly there is no cure, or comeback, to ignorance!!
2007-06-22 09:06:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Best one I have heard so far has been:
Moron:"you're gay"
You: "Awwww but honey...you swore you wouldn't come out until AFTER the wedding!"
or
Moron:"You're gay"
You: "of course I am...I know you wouldn't want me any other way!"
2007-06-22 09:41:22 · answer #8 · answered by DEATH 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Someone once made fun of me saying what was I doing with the other guy in the restroom. I asked what was he doing behind us screaming me too me too!
2007-06-22 09:07:06 · answer #9 · answered by Gaymes Last Orchestra 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Wink at them or say, "you wanna make something of it?" and smile seductively.
Also, my cousin has these stupid guys call her gay all the time... she responds with "Yeah, and you're a lesbian." I find it amusing.
2007-06-22 09:06:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
if a girl said it then Id say ,"you wanta find out" if a boy said it Id say "you wish"
2007-06-22 09:14:14 · answer #11 · answered by Ms Scarlet 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋