What would you do if you awoke one morning to discover you were turning into a cockroach?

Question

Kafka.

Answer 1

find a self help group for people turned into roaches and hope to get a date out of it. if not i guess sitting around and drinking iced tea in dennys all night is always an option.

maybe rent greg arakis "nowhere" and never return it.

Answer 2

What if your a cockroach and you awoke one morning to discover you were turning into a human ?

Answer 3

I'd call Franz and request advice. Kafka rules!! One of the most insightful takes on the "human condition" on record :))

Answer 4

Do as a cockroach does. I imagine I would have no control over the process as this would not be a choice if I had the choice to transform into another species. i would choose something else.

Answer 5

I'd write it all down, publish my experience, and call myself Kafka.

Answer 6

properly at first it may be not effortless to tutor any expresseion because i could be a variety yet i could so desire to be in a window reveal at a very severe vogue dressmaker save in huge apple city or Milan.

Answer 7

i would find a trash can to eat out of. then scatter when the light was turned on.

and if you could catch me i would demand at least 70% of the freak show rights

Answer 8

That would be impossible (for obvious reasons). ;)

But I'd sick a house centipede or wasp on myself to rid myself from the planet - roaches are vile pests! lol

;)

Answer 9

Get a second opinion.

Answer 10

I think it more likely we're all turning into some form of fungus.