If you had a TAIL, would you WAG it?

Answer 1

yup...

Answer 2

That depends on whether or not it's a prehensile tail. I mean, can I grab things with it? Can I hang from tree branches by it? Or is it just a regular old tail? Is it a horse's tail, a puppy tail, or a kitty tail?

So much more information is needed, but at a glance: if I could grab stuff with it, I'd be too busy doing that to wag it. But prolly if I had a tail, I'd learn to do interesting things with it, start an internet site, and never leave my house.

Answer 3

Nah, I'd lift *weights* with it, and make it *grow muscle* (assuming it's a proper *primate* tail, prehensile and all that).

Then I'd sew an extra secret pocket in my pants so that nobody would notice things right off....

And the tail would be my *secret weapon*, sort of my Marsupial-lama trick shot, when ever someone attacked me I'd whip out my six foot of extra limb and *thrash* someone with it.

(blah, I cannot believe I just referenced a really obscure Disney channel cartoon....and spelled it wrong too)

Hope this helps....have a good one. ^_^

Answer 4

i have a tail in front and yes i do wag it

Answer 5

Ha Ha. Just the visual was enough to make me wag my tail...oh...yeah....I mean, if I had one.

Answer 6

No, cats don't wag their tails, well not really.

I'd use it to balance myself, hehe.

Answer 7

I already wag my tail. ;)

Answer 8

Yes, but only after I finished licking myself.

Answer 9

Yes and i would use it to knock things off the table

Answer 10

I do have one and I whack the human slaves in the head with it.

Answer 11

yes