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pluses and minuses of dating a werewolf?

2007-06-22 05:35:55 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Mythology & Folklore

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You would probably get them to change you into one,
to survive. This phrase was used as a joke in alot
of folklore werewolf jokes. 'Get them to change you',
would you date a werewolf?

Plusses (It's plusses by the way):

Werewolves regenerate and your loved one will never
need to grow old (health and appearance-wise).
They are very strong and will protect you.
They can change you into one.
Most werewolves can control their actions (sci-fi is false)
but are overcome with a great hunger for blood and meat.
Bondage Discipline Submission/Sadism Masochism (BDSM) type: Doggy/wolf sex would not be advised,
but when they are human they are fine.

Negatives (not such thing as minuses):

They can kill other people and kill you if you are still in
human form or get into a fight with them while a werewolf
(they don't usually fight due to the power of love but still)...
Some people often think the hairiness is off-putting!
Everything else is fine!

2007-06-22 08:30:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Well, have you heard the Meatloaf song about offering your throat to the wolf with red roses?

But moving from the negatives to the positives, assuming it was a werewolf into a committed relationship:
* One would always have a feeling of protection
* One would be warm on cold winter's nights
* One assumes one could become a werewolf, too, if desired and that might be a plus for some
* One wouldn't need to go to the expense of a burglar alarm
* One would feel unique and special, to be chosen by such a creature

I thought of a couple more negatives. It would be hard for a vegetarian to adjust to the werewolf's eating habits; although I live with two cats who are fearsome hunters and love them none the less; and of course, there's always fleas.

2007-06-22 05:46:03 · answer #2 · answered by LodiTX 6 · 2 1

There are no pluses just minuses.. The werewolf legend states loud and clear that they always kill the ones they love... Period.......

2007-06-22 07:11:45 · answer #3 · answered by kilroymaster 7 · 1 1

PROS -
no hidden pms, youl know with out a doubt
no mushy moon light walks
kinky bdsm sex

Cons-
having a woman that could kill everyone at the bar tell the 6' 4" 240lb tree trunk of a guy that keeps bumping into her that is he doesnt watch out her boyfriend is gonna kick his ***

using the excuse i have to go shopping the last full moon ruined my out fit

flees

2007-06-22 05:55:07 · answer #4 · answered by eyesinthedrk 6 · 0 1

Minus - - - If a person really believes he's a werewolf, he has big problems. If he belongs to a group called werewolves, then he's childish.
Plus - - - If you fit in to either of the above, you've found company.

2007-06-22 05:42:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

hmmm... plusses: interesting night life. You would be able to top anyone else's story at a party.

negatives: food caught in her teeth. Yuck.
hairier legs than yours. Yuck.
lots of female back hair. Double yuck.

Beyond that, have a ball, you animal!

2007-06-22 08:06:10 · answer #6 · answered by lillbit123 2 · 1 1

Having him shed hair in your food when the moon is full. That would be a minus.

You could howl at the moon together. That would be a plus.

2007-06-22 06:16:11 · answer #7 · answered by Nightlight 6 · 0 2

i dont know really because i heard it was impossible for a female to be a warewolf. lycans can only be men. but maybe im mistaken. if she werea warewolf she would a hairy one wouldnt she hahahahahahaa

2007-06-22 07:50:44 · answer #8 · answered by Inventorygal 1 · 1 1

i think its the perfect date!! gd luck to ya =*

2007-06-22 05:46:41 · answer #9 · answered by *~£fi~* 4 · 1 1

They really suck!, Good too.

2007-06-22 06:20:06 · answer #10 · answered by Dragon'sFire 6 · 0 1

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