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Trooper Allan Nixon located the car, stuck in deep snow, and with the engine still running. Pulling in behind the car with his emergency lights on, the trooper walked to the driver's door to find an older man passed out behind the wheel with a nearly empty vodka bottle on the seat beside him. The driver woke up when the trooper tapped on the window. Seeing the rotating lights in his rear view mirror, and the State Trooper standing next to his car, the man panicked. He jerked the gearshift into "drive" and hit the gas. The car's speedometer was showing 20-30-40 and then 50 mph, but it was still stuck in the snow, wheels spinning. Trooper Nixon, having a sense of humor, began running in place next to the "speeding," but still stationary car. The driver was totally freaked, thinking the trooper was actually keeping up with him. This went on for about 30 seconds, then the trooper yelled, "Pull over!" The man obeyed, turned his wheel and stopped the engine. Needless to say, the man from DuDumas, Texas was arrested, and is probably still shaking his head over the state trooper in Oklahoma who could run 50 miles per hour. Who says troopers don't have a sense of humor?

2007-06-22 04:23:28 · 4 answers · asked by ? 2 in Entertainment & Music Other - Entertainment

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that was priceless thank you so much!!!!!!!! I needed a good laugh today it was a tough one.

2007-06-27 09:40:03 · answer #1 · answered by cheri h 7 · 0 0

ok so i grow to be exterior onm field day and it grow to be relatively warm so all and sundry grow to be getting moist with water and each little thing and that i've got been given hit with fruit punch interior the incorrect spot and it gave the effect of i ahd my era and all of us knew what that grow to be reason it grow to be in 5th grade ultimate after the video!!! and that i didnt be responsive to so each and every time i'd walk with the aid of somebody would say something rude or recommend i didnt be responsive to so i kep strolling and on suitable of that i've got been given moist on my boobs so so you might work out throught my pants my shirt and it regarded liek i had my era!!! So yea maximum embaressing element ever yet then my buddy advised me and that i saved it like that for acouple greater laughs and now all and sundry knew i knew so all of us laughed at the same time And this one grow to be humorous too!!!!! i grow to be interior the ladies bathing room upstares and my buddy dared me to take this females backpack and positioned poop that grow to be interior the bathroom in it so i did and that i threw it out the window reason i've got been given all ewed out and it landed on the costodian and that i've got been given in plenty hardship and the lady grow to be crying while no longer something happend to her! yet then i attempted to run from the princeable wich grow to be humorous too! U could see a fat guy in a healthful run!!! hillariouse I even have one greater lol my mom grow to be making use of like a block faraway from our abode and theres a quit sighn and 20 ft away a easy so my mom stopped and individuals have been honking and yelling so my mom yelled out the winder pay attention u little fcukers the freeking easy is purple!!! NAd this guiy this relatively gorgeous guy yelled out the window yo grandma ur stopped on the quit sighn the purple easy is a tactics in front of you so then we began to dricve and went threw the purple easy and have been given a tickat caus emy mom grow to be so aggravated that those human beings coundl=nt understand an person-friendly mistake!!!!!! lol

2016-10-02 23:01:34 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

hahhahahaha

2007-06-29 03:54:45 · answer #3 · answered by v r 2 · 0 0

LOL

2007-06-22 04:34:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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