give me your best 'yo momma' jokes!!
-originality please, try to make me laugh.
2007-06-22 04:10:05 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
yo momma so hairy it looks like she got king kong in a head lock!!
2007-06-22 04:33:05 · answer #1 · answered by New York Chic 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yo momma's so dumb when she saw under 17 not admitted sign she went home and got 16 friends
Yo momma's so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone
Yo momma's so dumb her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard
Yo momma's so dumb I saw her walking down the street yelling into an envelope asked what she was doing and she said sending a voice mail
2007-06-22 14:46:43 · answer #2 · answered by mnmz4lyf 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma so stupid she asked for the phone # to 911.....And she thought Fleetwood Mac was a new burger at McDonald's....
2007-06-22 11:21:50 · answer #3 · answered by karens lovinlife 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yo momma is so fat she has her own gravity.
Yo momma was so ugly as a kid, her parents tied lamb chops to her neck so the dog would play with her
2007-06-22 11:14:15 · answer #4 · answered by mr_scotsguy 3 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Yo Momma is so skinny....that as a safecracker .....she works it from the inside
2007-06-22 11:17:31 · answer #5 · answered by Ronatnyu 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You Momma So fat she had to get group Life Insurance
2007-06-22 11:12:33 · answer #6 · answered by Rocky The Fearless 5 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Yo momma so STUPID she went to a Clippers game ready for a haircut!
2007-06-22 11:15:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
Yo momma's so fat that when she sits around the house, She sits around the house!!
2007-06-22 11:15:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
YO momma is so stupid they told her it was chili outside and she went and got a spoon and bowl.
2007-06-22 11:13:00 · answer #9 · answered by DeCaying_Roses 7 · 4⤊ 2⤋
yo momma is so dumb, she tried to drown a fish.
yo momma is so old, she farts out dust.
yo momma!
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2007-06-22 11:14:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋