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2007-06-22 03:28:38 · 8 answers · asked by Char 7 in Education & Reference Words & Wordplay

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Dodge City, Kansas
Circa 1876

"Rocky Raccoon"

For as long as he could remember , Joshua Rocky McCartney had been referred to as (1.) Rocky Raccoon. Whether it was due to his nocturnal activities or the dark circles under his eyes, he was stuck with this name!
Every Friday he would come to Dodge. He loved perusing the local stores......He especially like visiting the LongBranch.
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As he walking over to the saloon he saw Sunshine MacGillicutty.
Rocky:" (2) Good Day Sunshine."
Sunshine: "Well hello, Rocky, you old (3) Day Tripper, you. I've been meaning to tell you how sorry I am that you and Nancy broke off your relationship."
Rocky: "Thanks, Sunshine. I guess it's for the best. I tried to please her, but she only played one night stands."
Sunshine:" She sounds like a runaround Sue to me."
Rocky: " Yeah. Oh, well, I'm gonna find me another girl." He looked over at the local bordello, located above The Christian Reading Room.
Sunshine."Rocky....NO! That's not the answer."
Rocky:"I know. I know. I can't buy me love."

They talked a little longer. Just before Rocky left he turned to Sunshine.
Rocky: " You know. I JUST can't figure out why people have tagged me with my silly nickname.Any thoughts?"
Sunshine" Hmmmmm.....I thnk it might have something to do with the hat you wear. You know, most people kill them first, THEN wear them!"
Sunshine reached out to pet the animal.
Rocky:"(4.) Honey Don't !! He bites!!"
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Sunshine went across the street to visit her boyfriend, U.S.Marshal Matt Dillon. Unbeknownst to Sunshine,Matt was inside his office trying to adjust his belt. His pants were half down. She kicked open the door and yelled out: "REACH FOR THE SKY!!" Matt's hands flew up and his pants flew down!!
He quickly recovered and turned beet red as he laughed:
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Matt: " God!! Any chance of you ever entering a room with a little less fanfare?"
Sunshine was still trying to stiffle her laugher......."Honey Pie?
Just hold me tight !!"
Matt: "You know, every day with you is a (6.) Magical Mystery Tour!"

Shots were heard!!!! ((((BANG))))) (((((BANG))))). Matt ran outside to see what was happening. Rocky Raccoon had been shot by Nancy (Lil) McGill's new boyfriend. Rocky had found them together.
Matt:"Someone go get Doc!!"
Doc arrived complaining all the while......I work (5.) Eight Days a Week!!! I'm exhausted!!"
He stumbled over to Rocky :"I think someone should go get Gideon's Bible. This looks bad."
Matt leaned over ....."Doc! You're stinking of gin!!"

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2007-06-22 05:05:28 · answer #1 · answered by I am Sunshine 6 · 7 1

Rocky Racoon got up one morning and said Good Day Sunshine. He said to his wife Honey Don't go on a Magical Mystery Tour for Eight Days a Week because I am a Day Tripper.

2007-06-22 15:14:24 · answer #2 · answered by Heidi T 7 · 0 0

THIS IS NOT MUCH of a story, rather a brief statement on my way out the door to work...

I hope that ROCKY RACOON will not get shot and then be made into a hat... Is it really a GOOD DAY SUNSHINE when kids are pervertedly hit out in school systems? We would have been better off to take a DAY TRIPPER to the lake without eating HONEY, DON'T you understand that stealing from the bees is not nice.... EIGHT DAYS A WEEK I pray for higher understanding....then comes the
MAGICAL MYSTERY TOUR ... VEGAN BLISS.

2007-06-22 03:38:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Hey Jude, can you Imagine all the people, living in Strawberry Fields, across from Penny Lane? That's where the Walrus and the Tax man met up with Lucy in the Sky, and rode off on a Yellow Submarine with the Nowhere Man.

2016-05-17 09:56:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

With imagination you can do anything, most songs tell some kind of story about the musicians life experiences or history they have read or learned about in one way or another

2007-06-22 03:35:25 · answer #5 · answered by schneider2294@sbcglobal.net 6 · 0 0

I don't know about those, but I can create a story using the Beatles' "Why Don't We Do It in the Road".

2007-06-22 03:33:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

GOOD DAY SUNSHINE,
HONEY DONT be a DAY TRIPPER, EIGHT DAYS A WEEK,
on a MAGICAL TOUR
bye.........ROCKY RACOON

2007-06-22 03:43:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

the lyrics from the songs or just the titles?

2007-06-22 03:36:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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