Do you remember that woman that lived in a shoe?
She now lives in a penthouse with an incredible view.
Her kids are all grown up and they're out of the nest,
she's really looking good and is a lot less stressed.
She drives around town in her car that's a Lexus,
she has a getaway home in Florida and Texas.
She used to make a living selling old pottery,
last May she played power ball and won the lottery.
2007-06-22 01:58:55 · 6 answers · asked by Kamy 4 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Poetry
Guinness,
Along the way she found the fountain of youth,
and she got vaneers, on every single tooth. heee heeee
2007-06-22 02:21:16 · update #1
You do know that "shoe" is old code for a brothel and that's what she had her kids doing? She finally made it.
2007-06-22 02:53:26 · answer #1 · answered by David D 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, but she was old to begin with, she must have hit the fountain of youth along the way.
2007-06-22 02:09:39 · answer #2 · answered by Guinness 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Real nice job, but I'm a traditionalist.
2007-06-22 02:14:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wonder what happened to her old residence. . . . I mean. . . the shoe!
2007-06-22 02:46:35 · answer #4 · answered by ari-pup 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wonderful! Thanks for the second giggle of the day! You get a gold star!
2007-06-22 02:02:23 · answer #5 · answered by Cinnibuns 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great you brought her into the new millenium..
Kudos to you....
2007-06-22 02:02:58 · answer #6 · answered by doclakewrite 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋