Alec the Dalek promised to marry me and several other women in a cult-style mass wedding at the prom ... but instead he spent the night getting drunk with Buk in a back alley.
On an earlier occasion, he asked me to marry him, but then said he already had a girlfriend.
He refused to be my date because I had a mackerel hanging from my mouth when I asked (sheesh! fussy!)
He bears a grudge against me for trying to foil his plans for world domination using some Boxcar Willie LPs and a pair of clean socks.
He also ate my corsage, blew up my parents and threw Bac-os on my prom dress.
Does anyone get the feeling this relationship isn't really working out?
2007-06-20 16:48:28 · 9 answers · asked by Girl Machine 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Well, that's what you get for not putting out!
2007-06-20 16:53:26 · answer #1 · answered by a_r_coolBLAH! 4 · 7⤊ 0⤋
It sounds like hes in love with Buk. Get a nice chair and try to seduce the Chair Wizard with it. I tried but apparently my chair wasnt sexy enough for him. You might have to shell out some big bucks for his love.
2007-06-20 16:51:43 · answer #2 · answered by Amanda 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I surely have many stupid issues i've got sayd. ..... Oh i remmber an exceedingly horrilbe one. ok so i remmeber on 9/11 i grew to become into dwelling in new jersey, adn nicely so i come dwelling house from college ALL chuffed, and my mothers and dads are watching the information related to the completed twin towers element, and that i in simple terms blurt out at the instant grew to become into an superb DAY< :) wiht a great smile on my face, and then my borther says. to me are u wacthing the newss?? , adn all of them provide me an odd look i remmber even thoguht i grew to become into youthful and dirrint understand , what grew to become into occurring, even though it grew to become right into a solid day in college in my e book, yet now that i know what had happend, i've got self belief so stupid. freking epic fail!!!>
2016-11-07 02:23:49 · answer #3 · answered by riveria 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give it time and another chance, he's probably too nervous to be smooth. Good luck, lol!
By the way, go easy on the mackerel...
2007-06-20 16:52:52 · answer #4 · answered by prairiegurrl 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yeah something tells me he's more trouble than he's worth. But something also tells me you'll keep going back to him :) hahah.
Good luck with your pseudo wedding, pseudo prom and all the other pseudo yahoo thingies!
2007-06-20 16:51:24 · answer #5 · answered by Miss*Blue 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Be patient. True love takes time to develop.
Im sure you will have a happy and interesting life together. Good luck.
2007-06-20 16:52:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
are there any Bacos left? I love those things.
2007-06-20 16:52:09 · answer #7 · answered by Norman 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Give him one more chance.
2007-06-20 16:51:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
i reckon you should stick by your man he obviously loves and respects you :)
2007-06-20 16:51:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋