2007-06-20 16:45:05 · 13 answers · asked by tonal9nagual 4 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
If a woodchuck, could chuck wood, he'd chuck as much as he could. That's how much wood, a woodchuck, would chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
2007-06-20 16:51:21 · answer #1 · answered by 6QTQTS 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Given the average size of a woodchuck and his apparent wood chucking abilities, the answer would revolve around the:
1. Surface area of the woodchuck's teeth and the friction upon them
2. The average size of the tree the woodchuck is chucking.
3. How long a woodchuck could chuck
4. The density of the wood
5. Knot placement
6. Strength and endurance of a woodchuck
If you figure these things out, tell me and we may have an answer.
2007-06-20 23:53:34 · answer #2 · answered by Tovarish 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
2007-06-21 00:34:54 · answer #3 · answered by Northstar 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
if a woodchuck could chuck wood, it would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck likes to chuck wood.
2007-06-20 23:59:23 · answer #4 · answered by leeyatching 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A skunk sat on a stump.The stump stunk.The skunk stunk.Jump,skunk,jump.If a woodchuck chucks in the forest,does anybody hear?
2007-06-21 00:54:11 · answer #5 · answered by kevin k 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask Chuck Wood, he knows.
2007-06-20 23:52:52 · answer #6 · answered by Telemon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
About as many pickled peppers as Peter Piper picked.
2007-06-20 23:49:34 · answer #7 · answered by Loopy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers how many pecks of pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?
2007-06-20 23:50:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
only as much as a woodchipper could chip, if a woodchipper could chip wood.
2007-06-20 23:51:36 · answer #9 · answered by the slightly amusing answers of 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Weak!
2007-06-20 23:49:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋