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Anything and everything I DONT want to hear.

Like there's a snowball chance in hell she would say the following after completing that statement:

"Honey, how about my girlfriend join us sometime"
"I think you should buy that Corvette you have been wanting"
" You should spend more time with your friends out late, you deserve it"
" Sweety, we just cant miss a single Sunday of football this year"
" Baby, I hate seeing the refrigerator so low on beer"

2007-06-20 16:23:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

She would say, "honey, I'm pregnant but the baby isn't yours, it's the gardener's baby I think, actually I'm not sure, so would you come to the Jerry Springer show with me to find out who the baby daddy is?"

2007-06-20 23:25:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I say this as a joke all the time to my hubby. It is so absolutely a bad vibe sort of statement, like.....I slept with the mailman; our baby isn't yours; I think I'm a lesbian; I fed you the cat last night, etc.
Whenever you hear this, it is gonna be bad. Which is why I love to throw it out there sometimes...hehe....just to keep him guessing:-))

2007-06-20 23:26:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I'd be totally freaked out, sit down to reevaluate my life and then cry because I'd be wondering why I was married to another girl.

ehehe...okay, if it was my husband that said that, I would probably think he wanted to buy something expensive, like a motorcycle, or maybe he busted me sneaking the extra espressos.

2007-06-20 23:25:53 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 1 0

Definitely not a good thing! Maybe something about a trial seperation.

2007-06-20 23:24:17 · answer #5 · answered by burberribunni 5 · 1 0

I need money, or I think we should start seeing other people *which I would say "if thats what you really want, ok"*

2007-06-20 23:23:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

It's time to sit down with her and she wants to have a serious talk.

2007-06-20 23:23:49 · answer #7 · answered by freezing lady 6 · 1 0

This is not a good lead into anything....
I'd think whatever it is could not be good
and that would immediately put me on
the defensive.

2007-06-20 23:24:31 · answer #8 · answered by S T 5 · 1 0

Probably about her being to stupid too put the seat down before she uses the john.

2007-06-20 23:24:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Well it aint gonna be good for you. I dont play those damn games with my women.If any of my women say that I dump them

2007-06-20 23:24:11 · answer #10 · answered by liniel_2000 2 · 1 0

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