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This question is for religious voters. In the last two elections, Satan guided your hand to vote for George W. Bush. Who will Satan want you to vote for in 2008, and what will you do to keep him from making you pull the wrong lever again?

2007-06-20 14:50:55 · 15 answers · asked by Who Else? 7 in Politics & Government Elections

15 answers

you are overthinking this: BUSH IS SATAN!

2007-06-20 15:44:36 · answer #1 · answered by beerkat88 3 · 1 2

i do no longer have confidence in balloting -- as I have not got any suitable to decide on persons's rulers for them. even with the undeniable fact that, if i grew to become into compelled to take part in an election between God and devil, i might vote for the Prince of Darkness. i've got continually had a mushy spot for rebels. besides, God strikes me as a megalomaniacal tyrant.

2016-12-13 08:49:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Well from the sound of your question, your baiting...
Look you got waxed in 2000. You say Bush Stole it...
You got Waxed by the largest vote margin in American History, 3,000,000 votes in 2004. You say Bush stole it.
Thompson will crush Hillary by far more in 2008.

I should think you have your answer....Satan voted for Gore, Kerry and next Hillary. Thank God (no pun intended) Jesus saved us from that.....

2007-06-20 15:36:02 · answer #3 · answered by Ken C 6 · 0 3

Satan will vote for the green party, thus drawing votes away from the democratic candidate and allowing the republicans to win again. This will put the christian right into a state of complacency, allowing Satan's influence to permeate society.

2007-06-20 15:01:49 · answer #4 · answered by Paradox 3 · 2 4

Yet another political statement disguised as a question. If Satan is registered to vote, I'm sure he's a Democrat.

2007-06-20 15:30:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 3

I would say Giuliani for sure his guy just got caught with 500 grams of cocaine
next would be billary

2007-06-20 15:26:22 · answer #6 · answered by Beauty&Brains 4 · 0 0

Satan is not to be blamed here. The people who voted for bush are.

2007-06-20 14:57:06 · answer #7 · answered by Hekate 3 · 2 3

For someone like Hillary

2007-06-20 14:55:45 · answer #8 · answered by 1st Buzie 6 · 3 0

Satan will try and get anyone he can to vote for a liberal.

2007-06-20 15:13:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

God gives each of us a free will. This forum is for posting questions, not revealing personal stupidity. Don't worry, Hillary AKA Hugo Chavez in a pantsuit, won't get elected. Now go back to bed before your mommy finds out you are up past your bed time....Oh wait, you can stay up...it's unlikely you are employed.

2007-06-20 15:03:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 5 3

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